[WP] You’ve been stuck in a time loop that repeats the same day over and over. You’ve perfected every skill, you speak every language ever spoken. One day you go crazy, by the end of the day the entire town is dead. You wake up the next morning still covered in blood, the loop finally broke.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cartmansimon
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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WAKE UP! We got a good one on our hands. The Caps come to town looking to get a win and Ovi 2 goals for 700 on his career. Not on our fucking watch! Let’s show them we are no pushovers. Also, fuck NBCSN. 7:30 MT/9:30 EST
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Johnnyojvan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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BOUNCE-BOUNCE-BOUNCE-BOUNCE.... WAKE THE HELL UP! IT'S GAME DAY and the SIXERS ARE BACK IN TOWN.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/absolutkaos
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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WAKE UP!!!! Our boys look to take revenge on the McDavids and get 6 points for Mack. I’m back in town for my first game since the playoffs. Let Go Avs! Game at 8 PM MST
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlayinSoulz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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WAKE UP KNIGHTS! THERE’S A NEW KNIGHT IN TOWN AS TAMPA COMES TO THE FORTRESS ON A HEATER! TONIGHT WE MAKE SURE LIGHTNING DOESN’T STRIKE TWICE! GO KNIGHTS GO!

TBL (40-15-5) @ VGK (31-22-8) 7:00 PM PST

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Riftmarked
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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WAKE UP KNIGHTS! THE PANTHERS ARE IN TOWN AS OUR HOME STAND RAGES ON! TIME TO SHOW THESE CATS WHY WE’RE TOP DOG IN THE PACIFIC! GO KNIGHTS GO!

FLA (32-23-6) @ VGK (32-22-8) 7:00 PM PST

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Riftmarked
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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WAKE THE FUCK UP! THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN!

WILD V DUCKS 7PM AT THE X

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EastWhiskey
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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WAKE UP KNIGHTS! AFTER A SHORT ROAD TRIP WE’RE BRIEFLY BACK AT THE FORTRESS! THE CANUCKS ARE IN TOWN AND THEY’VE BROUGHT US AN EARLY X-MAS GIFT, 2 POINTS UP FOR GRABS! GO KNIGHTS GO!

VAN (16-12-4) @ VGK (17-13-5) 5:00 PM PST

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Riftmarked
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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WAKE UP KNIGHTS! THE BLACKHAWKS ARE IN TOWN LOOKING TO CAPITALIZE ON OUR CURRENT SAD STATE AND FINALLY SNEAK IN A WIN ON US! WE CAN’T LET THAT HAPPEN, TIME TO REGAIN OUR FORM AND PRESERVE OUR UNDEFEATED STATUS VERUS CHI-TOWN! GO KNIGHTS GO!

CHI (6-7-4) @ VGK (9-7-3) 7:00 PM PST

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Riftmarked
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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WAKE UP KNIGHTS! AFTER A ROUGH ONE, WE HAVE AN OPPORTUNITY TO SNAP BACK INTO FORM! THE DUCKS ARE IN TOWN AND THEY’VE MADE THE MISTAKE OF RUNNING A-FOWL OF US! GO KNIGHTS GO!

ANA (7-5-0) @ VGK (7-5-0) 5:00 PM PDT

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Riftmarked
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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WAKE UP KNIGHTS! AFTER A ROUGH ONE IT’S OUR CHANCE AT A BOUNCE BACK WIN! ZYKOV ISN’T THE ONLY THING HEADED TO TOWN FROM CHICAGO, THE BLACKHAWKS ARE COMING WITH 2 POINTS FOR THE TAKING! GO KNIGHTS GO!

CHI (12-12-6) VGK (15-12-5) 7:00 PM PST

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Riftmarked
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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WAKE UP KNIGHTS! OUR DEFENSE OF THE FORTRESS CONTINUES WITH THE PENGUINS COMING TO TOWN! LETS MARCH THEM OUT OF HERE BECAUSE WE HAVE A DIVISION POSITION TO DEFEND! GO KNIGHTS GO!

PIT ( 25-12-5) @ VGK (24-15-6) 7:00 PM PST

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Riftmarked
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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WAKE UP KNIGHTS! WE CRACKED OPEN A 6-PACK IN OUR TRIUMPHANT RETURN TO FORM AGAINST THE FLAMES! NOW THE LEAFS ARE IN TOWN LOOKING FOR A TASTE! LET’S KEEP IT GOING AND SERVE UP SOME MORE! GO KNIGHTS GO!

TOR (9-9-4) @ VGK (10-9-3) 7:00 PM PST

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Riftmarked
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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WAKE UP KNIGHTS! WE LANDED MARK STONE AND IT’S GOOD VIBES ALL AROUND! FOOD TASTES BETTER, THE WEATHER CLEARED UP, AND THERE ARE EVEN MORE STARS OUT TONIGHT! SCRATCH THAT - IT’S JUST DALLAS IN TOWN TO SEE OUR NEW GOLDEN BOY! GO KNIGHTS GO!

DAL (31-26-5) at VGK (32-26-5) 7:00 PM PT

Watch on: AT&T SportsNet Rocky Mountain

Listen on: KRLV - 1340 AM & 98.9 FM - TuneIn is the recommended radio streaming platform

Edit: Stone is in, playing 2nd line with Patches and Stastny!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Riftmarked
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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WAKE UP. It’s game day. A matinΓ©e four point game on the menu. Shout out to the devils for that big win last night. This afternoon, the sizzling Blues come to town to try and extend their win streak. Let’s end it right fucking here. Let’s Go!!!! 1pm MT/3 EST.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Johnnyojvan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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WAKE UP KNIGHTS! WE’RE FLYING HIGH AFTER OUR SAN JOSE FISHING EXPEDITION, BUT THE JETS ARE HEADED TO TOWN LOOKING TO KNOCK US DOWN A PEG! TIME TO SHOW THEM WE’RE THE TOP GUNS AROUND THESE PARTS! REMEMBER BOYS, NO POINTS FOR SECOND PLACE! GO KNIGHTS GO!

WPG (44-25-4) at VGK (41-27-5) at 7:00 PM PST

Watch on: AT&T SportsNet Rocky Mountain

Listen on: KRLV - 1340 AM & 98.9 FM- TuneIn is the recommended radio streaming platform

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Riftmarked
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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[WP] You wake up one morning to find every major news outlet covering a tragic accident. Over night, a nuclear weapon being transported between sites detonated and obliterated the small town it was passing through. The same small town you are currently in.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordyArg
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2019
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When you wake up and the entire town is dead
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2018
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WAKE UP KNIGHTS! I JUST SPOKE TO THE LEAGUE AND DESPITE EVERY INDICATION LAST GAME WASN’T FOR THE CUP! APPARENTLY THEY'RE GONNA MAKE US PLAY MORE GAMES THIS SEASON! THE BLACKHAWKS ARE IN TOWN, SO LET’S DO THAT HOCKEY! GO KNIGHTS GO!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Riftmarked
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2018
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WAKE UP KNIGHTS! THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN AND NEED SOME HELP GETTING ENERGY BACK IN THEIR GAME! THE BRUINS ARE IN TOWN, LET’S SHOW THEM WHAT A VEGAS TEA PARTY LOOKS LIKE! GO KNIGHTS GO!

BOS (35-17-8) at VGK (32-25-4) 7:00 PM PT

Watch on: NBCS

Listen on: KRLV - 1340 AM & 98.9 FM - TuneIn is the recommended radio streaming platform

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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WAKE UP KNIGHTS! IT’S OUR LAST GAME BEFORE THE ALL-STAR BREAK AND NASHVILLE IS IN TOWN LOOKIN’ FOR A LITTLE HONKEY TONK! IT’S OUR CHANCE TO BOUNCE BACK AND FINISH THIS STRETCH OF THE SEASON STRONG! GO KNIGHTS GO!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Riftmarked
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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You wake up in a random town in the year 1850 with the knowledge you currently possess. How do you get by?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CannaNaught
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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Let's wake up the whole town

So, it's 00.20 and for the last 20 mins, all the bells in every church in my town (South of Spain) are waking up my well slept kid and everyone else who doesn't care about something happening today related to Virgin Mary.

Really, I respect everyone and I'm happy for them to celebrate their traditions, but if a concert must stop at 11pm why does anybody think they have the right to make sure everyone is awake in the middle of the night??

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πŸ‘€︎ u/krlts360
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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WAKE THE HELL UP THE LIGHTNING ARE IN TOWN FOR HOCKEY DAY IN MINNESOTA

IT'S MOTHER FUCKIN HOCKEY DAY IN MINNESOTA, HAPPENING IN SAINT CLOUD!

WILD PLAY ON HOME ICE AT 8PM AGAINST THE TAMPA BAY LIGHTNING

LETS FUCKIN GO WILD.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hermitologyexpert
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2018
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One day, you wake up and a walking dead like zombie apocalypse just broke out in your town. Except, all of the zombies don't have sharp nails, and don't have teeth. What would be the first few things you do?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OhNoWh0ah
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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Joe Biden on Twitter: In the wake of COVID-19, working families across the country are facing a whole new set of challenges. This afternoon, I'll be hosting a town hall to listen to folks' concerns and discuss what we should be doing to deliver relief. Tune in at 5:30 PM ET twitter.com/JoeBiden/stat…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/progress18
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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[SERIOUS] You wake up in the middle of the ruins of your town in the midst of world war 3. With everyone fled or dead, what would you do in your first 2 hours to ensure your survival?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OptiMasked
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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WAKE UP KNIGHTS! THE FLAMES ARE IN TOWN! WE’RE GOING TO SNUFF OUT THEIR HOPES AT THE PLAYOFFS! GO KNIGHT GO!

Not my best flames pun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Riftmarked
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2018
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Rollin into town before the sun wakes up
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Figzer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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[TOMT][MOVIE] scary movie where the kids in a town go is some kind of trance and when they wake up from it many years in the future, they start killing everyone in the town except for this girl.

I watched this movie when I was little. It was about the kids in the town go in some kind a trance for many years until they became teenagers and once they wake up, they start killing everybody in the town except for this girl.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigmuskels99
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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[WP] You wake up for work at the same time as every other day, but one thing is noticeably different: it’s dark. Then you realize it’s not just dark, you are completely blind. You come to find that every one in the town has also inexplicably woken up blind on this same morning.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/graflig
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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If you could wake up in a different city and have everything be the exact same besides a new town, where would you want to be?
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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[WP] As you wake up, you hear horses in the backyard. You check your closet to find a Cowboy hat from Gucci, as well as wrangler jeans. Your garage has a tractor in it and the high way is replaced with an Old town road. Everyone seems to have a Maserati or a Porsche except you.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ACE-Pham
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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i still can't believe he's gone i used to wake up watching lazy town it was there for the bad and good times
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πŸ‘€︎ u/romer364
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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[WP] Every year there’s a holiday β€œBurrowsday” where everyone goes and locks themselves in communal vaults for the day and night. You wake up on Burrowsday in the middle of your town, a head wound, and a note reading β€œgood luck”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fuzzyblep
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2018
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What the heck happened on Wake Towne Drive this morning?

I saw a dozen or more police SUV’s, multiple ambulances, fire trucks and EMS trucks heading towards the Extended Stay around 7:40 this morning.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigDodo919
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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You wake up and the power, gas, phone, internet, TV and radio are all offline. But nothing is damaged in your town. What do you do the first day?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/devicemodder
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2018
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Me: Severely chronically ill. My caretaker goes out of town for a week. The narc is supposed to take care of me. The narc: *Wakes me up to bring him to the ER because his back hurts.

And then, later that day? He is bounding around with the dog and going on five mile walks. But he is in too much pain to help me with the dishes or cleaning this week. Narcs going to be narcs and continue to be incredibly cheap with their time.

Also, the trauma and irony of caring for an aging parent who nearly killed you with negligent abuse while you were in the hospital as a young person (and as a child). I'm sure those who endured negligent childhoods can relate. The irony. The C-PTSD.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/acasteph
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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Wake County has a new fastest growing town, according to the Census Bureau newsobserver.com/news/loc…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bz3rk
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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Six town board candidates so far - The Wake Forest Gazette wakeforestgazette.com/six…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/abw80
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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[WP] You wake up to realise that everyone in your town or city is gone. As you wander the streets you see a TV on with the words "EMERGENCY QUARANTINE" scrolling across them.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xXcamelXx64
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2017
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[WP]In the wake of a dragon slaying there are always vampires. No one knows why. A small village thinks it's a scam, since two of out of town brothers have a dragon slaying business and the other two have a vampire killing business. At the town hall they must defend themselves.
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I Left Disaster In My Wake, A Story On How I Became A Mini Pokemon Go Celebrity In My Small Town

tl;dr I like Absol. I take 12 gyms at night and drop Absol on all. Do this for about a month. Became Cryptid. Got identified at EX Raid. Gained Friends in a town that I never had before. The Legend lives on.

Reading a few stories here encouraged me to write my own experience with Pokemon Go. Like many, I started the day that Pokemon Go Launched, but never really interacted with other trainers too much. When raids started, I'd see a few faces that I recognized, but for the most part we'd do the raid and part ways without saying anything. Until the day when Absol's started to pop up in Raids. Absol is my favorite and as we know are not able to be solo'd. So I'd started diving into the Discords and the Facebook Groups, practically begging for one other person to help me take it. Most wouldn't because why use your daily free for a 4 star raid? Occasionally I'd find someone who hasn't gotten one yet, or someone who took pity on me. It wasn't until 20+ clears that I got my first (and only) shiny (from a research task no less).

It was some time before it dawned on me that in the town dominated by Mystic, there was 12 gyms within walking distance. So as a joke, I decided to take them all one night and drop an Absol on each one. The next day I saw someone take a screen shot about it and joke of a incoming disaster. That made me laugh a bit and decide that I was going to do it again. And again. And again. Days turned to weeks where every night each gym would be filled with Absol's. (Occasionally some kids would wait and take them back so it wouldn't stay over night, but still). Funny thing would be though is that even with all my begging, I don't think people remembered who was the face behind the trainer name. That is until one EX Raid after a Community day.

There was a massive group for the Mewtwo Raid, easily 50+ (Large for our town when normally it'd be 18-ish?). As it would be easy clears, people were throwing on their joke Pokemon, or just having fun pokemon battles. I threw in my Shiny Absol because of course I would. While mid battle, someone pointed it out and asked who's it was. Not thinking about it I said it was mine. They were gushing over as apparently they didn't know what color it was, and someone else was asking how long it took to get it. It goes quiet for a moment before someone piped up, "Are you [Username]?" It dawned on me that I was caught, as claimed ownership. Surprisingly, quite a few people laughed. Apparently there was a dis

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Celestial_Scythe
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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You wake up in a very rural Nebraska town. You have a minimum wage job. Your possessions include only what in you current home, and $10k. What do you do with your life.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/athiestchzhouse
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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WAKE UP KNIGHTS! THE PREDATORS ARE IN TOWN AND WE GET ANOTHER CHANCE TO SHAKE OFF THIS LOSING STREAK! GO KNIGHTS GO!

NSH (34-21-5) at VGK (31-24-4) 7:00 PM PT

Watch on: AT&T SportsNet Rocky Mountain

Listen on: KRLV - 1340 AM & 98.9 FM - TuneIn is the recommended radio streaming platform

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Riftmarked
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