Parlez-vous français ?
Dad: What do you have there in your porridge, son?
Son: Just wheat and bananas
Dad: Salut "and bananas", je suis ton père
-Mary, where are the kids?
-In French. -Mary, ou sont les enfants?
(It's a classic dad joke that makes a little more sense in my language).
My SO: "Can I get you a plate ready for the dinner?"
"Yes, si vous plate."
