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Dad: What do you have there in your porridge, son?

Son: Just wheat and bananas

Dad: Salut "and bananas", je suis ton pรจre

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Voulez vous pet my dog?
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I have sex daily

Edit: I have dyslexia*

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-Mary, where are the kids?

-In French. -Mary, ou sont les enfants?

(It's a classic dad joke that makes a little more sense in my language).

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My SO: "Can I get you a plate ready for the dinner?"

"Yes, si vous plate."

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