A list of puns related to "Visiter"
Gave me déjà BOO!!
[Kinda proud of this one]
Doctor to my son: your heart is making sounds, "bu bump bu bump"...
3 year old son proceeds to dance.
Doctor: oh no, we need you to stay still for this.
Me: Can you blame him when you drop a sick beat like that?
It was a Shih Tzu.
His dad looked himself up and down and sternly and confidently replied
"I'm wearing a shirt, son."
True story, my soul left my body.
That way you don't have to peso much
He lived where the streets have no name..
Fish & ships
You might start feeling a little horse
Harry Potter and the Chamber Of Sea Crits
Some really big fans there.
When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her mother and bursts into her Grandpa's room. "Grandpa, Grandpa," she says excitedly, "as soon as my mother comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!" "What?" said her Grandpa. "Make a noise like a frog because my mom said that as soon as you croak, we're all going to Disney World!"
He didn’t have an appoink-ment!
The owner of the place launched a daring proposal; -Whoever dares to jump, swim to shore and survive, I will give 1 million dollars.
Nobody dared to move, suddenly a man jumped into the water and desperately swam towards the shore while he was chased by all the crocodiles.
With great luck he arrived, taking the admiration of everyone in the place, then the owner announced; -We have a brave winner.
After collecting their reward, the couple returned to the hotel, upon arrival, the manager told him; he was very brave to jump, then the man said; -I didn't jump, someone pushed me!
His wife smiled ...
Moral: "Behind every successful man, there is a woman who pushes him."
It's really hard to find a happy Medium..
They looked at the reviews... only 1 star
The Latin scholar says to the bartender: "Salve! Nemo vestri hoc scriptum intelleget ergo quis se curat?"
The bartender says: "It's been a long time since you last visited Rome, hasn't it?"
I had niece day!
Because of the reviews.
'Terrible. 1 star'.
They used chicken tender.
There wasn’t much to see
But you’d have to be crazy to stay there.
He really gets under my skin
This is the 21st century,' she said. 'We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, use my iPad.'.
I can tell you this... That fly never knew what hit him!
For nan though.
Wife: That horse’s bit looks a little tight, but what do I know?
Me: Well, sounds like you know a bit.
Kids: Ugh, dad!
I said “thanks for having me.”
I was exploring the pyramids and suddenly came across a beautiful golden sarcophagus. The guide and I both gasped and farted at the same time, identical farts. It was the first time I ever experienced a toot in common.
But it did have its highlights.
It didn't have a roof.
She asked how we found out about them. We told her we are in underground network.
Maybe not new, but new to me and I was proud of it!
Found out they need them to draw blood
Absolutely loved it except for one thing: the food was the wurst.
Just for the Halibut.
They were all non-English speakers
... listening to a Finnish Hymn
Man: "Doc, ya gotta help me. I keep having this reoccurring dream".
Doctor: " Hmm... Tell me what is troubling you".
Man: "Every night I keep dreaming that I'm a Tee-Pee, I'm a Wigwam, I'm a Tee-Pee, I'm a Wigwam. Over and over again".
Doctor : "I know exactly what the issue is".
Man: "Really? Well what is it?"
Doctor: "You're two tents".
Tennish
You could say that she's a little moo-dy
"Smell that sweet Dairy Air!"
If the joke's unclear:>!"dairy air" sounds like "derriere"!<
It's too 3
It's in the seedy part of town
He couldn’t stand the smell of the dairy air.
Tooth-hurty
2:30 (Tooth hurty).
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