A list of puns related to "The Visit"
I didn’t want to go, but eventually I caved.
"Boys, I need a moment alone".
He would then go into a small, broken path into the woods. Non dared to follow and risk incurring his wrath. Consequently speculations flowed as plentifully as wine, some saying that he had a stash of hidden treasure, some beliveing that he was searching for a witch doctor. Many went to the location when the captain wasn't there, but found nothing. Finally a day came, when one crew member, either inflated by a false sense of bravado after a particularly succesful raid or just drunk beyond his senses, decided to follow the captain. The crew member, Edwin had made up his mind. He stealthily followed the drunk captain, careful to keep out of sight.
The captain followed the path, for a few minutes but suddenly, at a big stone, deviated from it. Edwin could feel the anticipation rise. He was so close to finally solving the mystery. He followed slowly behind and found himself in a clearing. The first thing he noticed was a large gravestone. The writing on it had been completely eroded and he could not make out any words. Wondering if this was someone the captain paid respects too, he tried to inch closer to get a better look. He could make out the captain's silhouette, facing away from him, into the brush. He was crawling forward when he heard a light pitter patter. In his confusion, forgetting that he wasn't supposed to be there he blurted out "Captain, are you urinating?" The captain slowly turned around, lightly startled. "Oh, Hello Edwin." The captain followed Edwins gaze and looked at the gravestone. He nodded solemnly. "Arr, I Pee"
Four a'clock
I had to climb out of the sunroof.
Sadly, there was no plaque on it.
He says that it makes him feel more at home... on the range.
It was quite the Plot Twist
..it's really hard to find the happy Medium.
I'm afraid she is addicted to crack.
There is a lot that I want to accomplish in The Mean Time!!
Because he was out of alignment.
I told her that was quite coinciDENTAL.
Dora and Diego travel to the Pacific Northwest in the middle of winter. Suddenly they realise that there is a problem with their car, so they quickly pull into a nearby garage. The mechanic comes out and asks them "so what's wrong with your car?" Dora replies:
"Wiper no Wiping!!"
The graveyard people are just dying to go there
He was sailing for Indica
It was a Shih Tzu
His reply: "Oh, I live in a state of Missouri."
Tooth-Hurty
I get cookies.
It was incredibull.
The Purrsian Gulf
All I did is "check mate".
I reminded her that I'm a guy.
That would make me uncle social.
"Sense us."
I guess he had no balls.
He's in the bathroom a really long time. The nurse knocks on the door and asks him if he's okay. He responds "yes, I'm just passing the time."
Good times.
But it was all locked up.
The highway to the manger zone.
The student replies, “No sir, my dad has a stutter, but the guy who registered my name was an asshole.”
but visitors still showed up to view the
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
a week on each hill.
He needed more space.
“Ehh, you’ve been to one, you’ve been to the mall”
My sister said, oh no, it almost fell out! You butter watch it! ;D
I’m so proud of her, I’ve raised her well
It is sublime.
I visited a monastery and as I walked past the kitchen, I saw a man frying chips.
I asked him "Are you the friar"?
He replied "No, I'm the chip monk."
Must be in continent.
His reply: "Oh, I live in a state of Missouri."
I had to climb out of the sunroof.
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