It could be the best in terms of anything
Paul Newman: The Hustler, Cool Hand Luke, Exodus, From the Terrace, Paris Blues, Hud, Hemingway's Adventures of a Young Man, Sweet Bird of Youth, Harper, Lady L, Hombre, Torn Curtain, Winning, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, The Secret War of Harry Frigg, The Prize, What a Way to Go!, The Outrage, and A New Kind of Love.
Gregory Peck: To Kill a Mockingbird, Mackenna's Gold, The Chairman, Cape Fear, Captain Newman, M.D., How the West Was Won, Behold a Pale Horse, Marooned, Mirage, Arabesque, The Stalking Moon, and The Guns of Navarone.
Steve McQueen: The Sand Pebbles, The Great Escape, Love with the Proper Stranger, The Magnificent Seven, The Thomas Crown Affair, The Cincinnati Kid, Bullitt, The Honeymoon Machine, The Honeymoon Machine, The War Lover, Soldier in the Rain, Nevada Smith, Baby the Rain Must Fall, and The Reivers.
Dustin Hoffman: The Graduate, Midnight Cowboy, The Tiger Makes Out, Madigan's Millions, and John and Mary.
Peter O Toole: Lawrence of Arabia, Becket, The Lion in Winter, Goodbye, Mr. Chips, Kidnapped, The Day They Robbed the Bank of England, The Savage Innocents, What's New Pussycat?, The Sandpiper, Lord Jim, How to Steal a Million, The Bible: In the Beginning..., Casino Royale, The Night of the Generals, and Great Catherine.
Henry Fonda: How the West Was Won, Firecreek, Once Upon a Time in the West, Madigan, The Boston Strangler, Fail Safe, Sex and the Single Girl, The Longest Day, Advise & Consent, Spencer's Mountain, The Dirty Game, In Harm's Way, A Big Hand for the Little Lady, Welcome to Hard Times, The Best Man, The Rounders, Battle of the Bulge, and Yours, Mine and Ours.
Toshiro Mifune: Shinsengumi, The Battle of the Japan Sea, Red Lion, Safari 5000, Hell in the Pacific, Samurai Banners, The Day the Sun Rose, Admiral Yamamoto, Japan's Longest Day, The Sands of Kurobe, Samurai Rebellion, Grand Prix, The Mad Atlantic, The Adventure of Kigan Castle, Rise Against the Sword, The Sword of Doom, Fort Graveyard, The Retreat from Kiska, Sanshiro Sugata, Samurai Assassin, Red Beard, Legacy of the 500,000, The Lost World of Sinbad, Whirlwind, ChΕ«shingura: Hana no Maki, Yuki no Maki, Attack Squadron!, High and Low, Yojimbo, The Youth and his Amulet, Sanjuro, Tatsu, Three Gentlemen Return from Hong Kong, Salaryman Chushingura Part 1 & 2, The Story of Osaka Castle, The Youth and his Amulet, Γnimas Trujano, The Last Gunfight, The Gambling Samurai, The Bad Sleep Well, Man Against Man
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Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.
If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.
Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???
Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.
Thank you,
A Dad.
With less than a month to go, just some thoughts for the Detroit Lions for those looking for some insight.
Who Now Makes the Decisions?
The Lions have a whole new regime in place, and thus, the way they evaluate, the traits they look for, and the patterns they deploy are all brand new. Starting at the top, the Lions hired Rams director of scouting Brad Holmes as their new General Manager. Holmes has a nice little connection to Detroit, with his uncle, Luther Bradley, a former first-round pick with the Lions. He helped Rams GM Les Snead continue to build a well-stocked, competitive roster in LA despite never having first-round draft picks.
However, he's not alone in the process, though Holmes will be the one making the final call on the draft pick, as Detroit has embraced a more collaborative approach. This suggests that their head coaching hire, former Saints tight ends coach Dan Campbell will also have a healthy degree of input, along with some new executives, such as Special Assistant Chris Spielman, a Lions legend himself, and also Assistant General Manager Ray Agnew, a fellow Rams executive who journeyed over. The Lions also brought in former Browns GM John Dorsey as a senior advisor.
On their coaching staff, now offensive coordinator Anthony Lynn was a head coach with the Chargers before being replaced with Brandon Staley this offseason. And then on defense, former Saints defensive backs coach Aaron Glenn joins Campbell in Detroit as defensive coordinator.
What Does This Mean for the Offense?
On offense, the changes are going to be a bit more subtle, as the Lions had a relatively solid offense last season, but a lot of new faces going into 2021. The biggest change is at quarterback, where QB Matthew Stafford was traded to the LA Rams for QB Jared Goff and a couple of future first-round picks. Stafford was an aggressive QB, always willing to push the ball into tight windows, and even throwing toss-up balls for guys like Marvin Jones and Kenny Golladay down the field. Jared Goff is a good deal different, prefering to throw to more open pass catchers, and not as willing to risk it down the field the way Stafford did.
This can be seen so far in the moves Detroit has made at wide receiver. While new additions WR Breshad Perriman and WR Tyrell Williams aren't necessarily elite separation guys, they certainly are more in that mold than the aforementioned WR's Detroit had in 2020. Nearly all of the Li
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Well, toucan play at that game.
Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.
They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.
I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.
She said apple-lutely
'Eye-do'
This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.
The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!
Cred once again my sis wants credit lol
I heard parents named their children lance a lot.
First post please don't kill me
Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!
second hand stores!
it's Hans free now..
Old Neeeeiiiiighvy
A buck-an-ear!
I Thank ye kind Matey for the booty! I be truly overwhelmed! Thank you!
Holy cow! Thank you everyone for the upvotes and awards! I wasnβt expecting this!
He should have a good vowel movement. His next diaper change could spell disaster though.
Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:
Riceless
That was the punchline
Inspired by this post from yesterday about the imposter showing up to Southern Cal's practice to catch punts
The story of The Prank
TL:DR:
More than 50 members of USC's Sigma Nu fraternity devised an elaborate prank for the Clemson faithful prior to kick-off of the 1961 Palmetto Bowl. They had borrowed a local high school football team's uniforms that resembled Clemson's at the time. The group ran onto the field at Williams-Brice before the real teams came onto the field for pre-game warmups. The Clemson band played the fight song and fans cheered and clapped, and Carolina fans rained boos on the fake team. It didn't take long, however, before people in the stands realized something was amiss. On the field the "players" performed a number of silly acts, such as the 'punter' kicking the ball over his head, which another player let bounce off his helmet. 'Players' mimed milking a cow, 'players' fell down and let passes bounce off their pads, they did exotic stretches and somersaults. At one point even one of the members had dressed as Clemson coach Frank Howard and ran onto the field and yelled at the 'players' and spat copious amounts of tobacco everywhere. Eventually they had to leave the field before the real teams came on and the game was to start. By that time however Clemson fans were literally trying to storm the field and there were scuffles in the stands.
Read ahead for more great details but that's about the gist of it.
From an article in The State (may need to go incognito due to paywall):
>If a prank has anniversary parties, you know it was a good prank.
>Meet βThe Prank.β In 1961, the members of South Carolinaβs Sigma Nu fraternity devised and practiced an elaborate and bold gag in which dozens of them donned uniforms of a local high school football team and bluffed their way onto the field at Williams-Brice Stadium before the Gamecocksβ game against Clemson to mock the Tigers.
>βWe practiced four or five nights. The secrecy was what was surprising,β participant Ed Hancock told the schoolβs website in 2011. βIt was such a well-kept secret. I had a date, like everyone else did, to the football game, and I just told he
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Without missing a beat he asks "Daddy, do you know how much room you need to grow Fungi like that?"
I did not know.
So he tells me "as Mushroom as possible!"
So proud.
Feyonce
He was so brave and even tried to encourage us, the family around him, with his last breaths. He kept whispering to us to Be Positive.
He said, βChange the batteries in your hearing aidβ.
So far no one has given me a straight answer.
Japan.
Alzheimer, Grandma, it's Alzheimer.
You look for the fresh prints!
Itβs a dad-ly disease.
Happy Fatherβs Day to all the dads that get me though my day to day life, without you Dad Jokes wouldnβt mean a thing π
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(sorry it sucks, it's like 2:30 in the morning right now and I haven't slept)
(Edit: holy shit! I wasn't expecting this to get so many upvotes. Also thanks for the awards guys, I really appreciate it!)
It could be the best in terms of anything
Paul Newman: The Hustler, Cool Hand Luke, Exodus, From the Terrace, Paris Blues, Hud, Hemingway's Adventures of a Young Man, Sweet Bird of Youth, Harper, Lady L, Hombre, Torn Curtain, Winning, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, The Secret War of Harry Frigg, The Prize, What a Way to Go!, The Outrage, and A New Kind of Love.
Gregory Peck: To Kill a Mockingbird, Mackenna's Gold, The Chairman, Cape Fear, Captain Newman, M.D., How the West Was Won, Behold a Pale Horse, Marooned, Mirage, Arabesque, The Stalking Moon, and The Guns of Navarone.
Steve McQueen: The Sand Pebbles, The Great Escape, Love with the Proper Stranger, The Magnificent Seven, The Thomas Crown Affair, The Cincinnati Kid, Bullitt, The Honeymoon Machine,The War Lover, Soldier in the Rain, Nevada Smith, Baby the Rain Must Fall, and The Reivers.
Dustin Hoffman: The Graduate, Midnight Cowboy, The Tiger Makes Out, Madigan's Millions, and John and Mary.
Peter O Toole: Lawrence of Arabia, Becket, The Lion in Winter, Goodbye, Mr. Chips, Kidnapped, The Day They Robbed the Bank of England, The Savage Innocents, What's New Pussycat?, The Sandpiper, Lord Jim, How to Steal a Million, The Bible: In the Beginning..., Casino Royale, The Night of the Generals, and Great Catherine.
Henry Fonda: How the West Was Won, Firecreek, Once Upon a Time in the West, Madigan, The Boston Strangler, Fail Safe, Sex and the Single Girl, The Longest Day, Advise & Consent, Spencer's Mountain, The Dirty Game, In Harm's Way, A Big Hand for the Little Lady, Welcome to Hard Times, The Best Man, The Rounders, Battle of the Bulge, and Yours, Mine and Ours.
Toshiro Mifune: Shinsengumi, The Battle of the Japan Sea, Red Lion, Safari 5000, Hell in the Pacific, Samurai Banners, The Day the Sun Rose, Admiral Yamamoto, Japan's Longest Day, The Sands of Kurobe, Samurai Rebellion, Grand Prix, The Mad Atlantic, The Adventure of Kigan Castle, Rise Against the Sword, The Sword of Doom, Fort Graveyard, The Retreat from Kiska, Sanshiro Sugata, Samurai Assassin, Red Beard, Legacy of the 500,000, The Lost World of Sinbad, Whirlwind, ChΕ«shingura: Hana no Maki, Yuki no Maki, Attack Squadron!, High and Low, Yojimbo, The Youth and his Amulet, Sanjuro, Tatsu, Three Gentlemen Return from Hong Kong, Salaryman Chushingura Part 1 & 2, The Story of Osaka Castle, The Youth and his Amulet, Γnimas Trujano, The Last Gunfight, The Gambling Samurai, The Bad Sleep Well, Man Against Man, and Storm Over the Pac
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She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up
