Oops, affagato.
It was on the tip of my tongue, but Affogato.
Now he goes by vanilla puddle.
Rice, rice, baby
Lice, Lice, maybe?
If he sampled them for an entire album, it would be a...
Bohemian Rhapsody Bowie mean rap CD
Frappu-chinos.
"One has an accent"
I must be getting good at this because she believed me for 6 seconds
"Solo you can't hear it." My sister-in-law pulled it up on Netflix because it looked like a good laugh. As soon as the old man said that I was dying.
The main dish will be Lambchop seasoned with Red Hot Chili Peppers & Salt-n-Pepa.
Accompanied by the side dishes: The Cranberries, Korn, and Black Eyed Peas.
And for dessert we'll have Vanilla Ice..Cream..Cake.
He ordered vanilla ice cream and gobbles it down before going back to the mechanic.
Mechanic: It looks like you blew a seal.
Penguin: Ah no that’s just ice cream.
We have ice cream flavors like Mint to Be (Oreo mint) and Brownie Eyed Girl (chocolate Brownie, brides flavor) but need help for a name for vanilla cookie dough. It’s the grooms flavor, his name is Chris if that helps. THANKS REDDIT
He says to the guy working there "hey can i have a pint of chocolate ice cream?"
The worker says "Sorry sir but we're all out of chocolate."
So the guy says "alright then can i have a quart of chocolate ice cream?"
The worker says "I already told you we don't have any chocolate ice cream."
Then the guy says "fine I guess i'll just have a gallon of chocolate ice cream."
So the worker says "ok sir how do you spell the Van in Vanilla?"
The guy says "V-A-N"
The worker says "good now how do you spell the Straw in Strawberry?"
The guy says "that's easy S-T-R-A-W"
The worker says "now how do you spell the fuck in chocolate?"
The guys says "There is no fuck in chocolate"
"THATS WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!"
As we order our ice cream, my parents, girlfriend and I.
Gf to dad: French vanilla huh? Fancy
Dad: Oui. Groans heard around the store
Dad: Ha! I'm funny
Mom: yeah, funny lookin'
My family went to an ice cream place last night particularly known for their milkshakes. It was our turn to order.
Mom: I will have a chocolate shake please.
My sister: I'll have a chocolate shake, too.
Me: I'll have a vanilla shake.
My dad: And I will have a handshake. Sticks out hand towards employee
I love my dad.
This was told to me by my father's older brother but thought it belongs here.
I repeated this as a 7 year old during Christmas dinner to everyone.
A penguin was driving along in the desert when all of the sudden his engine begin smoking. Luckily there was a mechanic shop near by so he dropped his car off. The mechanic said it will be an hour or two. The penguin decides to wonder around the small town and sees a grocery store. To beat the heat he heads to the frozen section and hops in the ice cream cooler. He sees a tub of his favorite vanilla ice cream so he opens it up and digs in. Two hours go by and he hops out of the cooler and heads back to the shop to pick up his car. The mechanic say "You blew a seal." The penguin wipes his mouth and say "Oh no it's vanilla ice cream."
Customer: Yuck! This ice cream taste terrible. Vendor: Vanilla. I thought you said gorilla.
"Man, I wrapped these Christmas presents pretty badly. Still, I'm not as bad at wrapping as Vanilla Ice!"
I was upstairs talking to my dad when my little sister came in. My dad had promised that we could have Coke Floats today. (For the uninitiated, a Coke Float is when you get a few scoops of vanilla ice cream, put it in a glass, and pour Coca Cola on it.) So my little sister remembers about the Coke Float thing and starts jumping up and down going, "Coke Floats! Coke Floats! Coke Floats!" My dad just stands there with this really confused look on his face and quietly says, "...I thought Coke sank?"
I was checking the weather and the forecast for Sunday said "Potential for significant icing"
Dad: "Chocolate or vanilla?"
So my girlfriends dad goes in an ice cream shop and orders a large vanilla cone.
The employee asks if he would like jimmies
"No! I don't want jimmies, I want my own."
My face to my girlfriend http://memeguy.com/photos/images/mrw-i-make-a-dirty-joke-out-of-an-innocent-comment-from-my-dad-and-he-glares-at-me-24139.gif
