V formation Puns

Dad: Probably because there are more geese on that side.

Because if they did they'd be vowels.

There just happens to be more birds on that side.

There's more ducks on that side.

(As told by my father)

More geese on that side.

He looked to me and said, "Do you know why the left side of the V formation is longer?"

So I told him, "I can't think of a reason, why?"

So he enlightened me, "It's because it has more geese in it."

There are more birds on that side.

Because there’s more birds on that side.

There are more geese on that side.

Because there's more birds in it.

There’s more birds on one side.

because there's more geese on that side

That side has more geese in it.

There are more ducks on that side.

Because there are more birds on that side.

Because there are more Geese on that side.

It's got more geese in it.

Because there is more birds on that side. Source: actually told to me by my dad.

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Because there are more birds on that side.

My Dad says, "Son, do you know why one side of the V is longer than the other?" I said, "No Dad, why?" He deadpans, "More geese on that side."