Formation flying Puns

That side has more birds on it

There's more ducks on that side.

(As told by my father)

That side has more geese in it.

My Dad says, "Son, do you know why one side of the V is longer than the other?" I said, "No Dad, why?" He deadpans, "More geese on that side."

Because if they did they'd be vowels.

There just happens to be more birds on that side.

More geese on that side.

He looked to me and said, "Do you know why the left side of the V formation is longer?"

So I told him, "I can't think of a reason, why?"

So he enlightened me, "It's because it has more geese in it."

Any time we'd see birds flying in a V formation, my dad would say "Any time you see birds flying like that, one line is always longer than the other. Know why that is?" me - "Why?" "Because there are more birds in that line."

If I was ever with my father and we happened to see a flock of Geese migrating north or south in their flying 'V' formation that they do, my dad would always get all serious and say;

-"Do you know why one side is always longer than the other?"

-"Why"

-"Because there are more geese on that side!"

Uncle: Don't you know how geese fly in a V formation all the time?

Me: Yeah.

U: Do you know why one side of the V is longer than the other?

Me: * Ponders about it for a moment or so * No why?

U: Because theres more geese on that side.

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3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'

14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then, it hit me.

15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said, 'Keep off the Grass.'

16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'

17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

18. It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

19. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

20. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

21. A backward poet writes inverse.

22. In democracy, it's your vote that counts. In feudalism, it's your count that votes.

23. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

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Every once in a while, when my dad couldn't explain something, he'd say "Oh, it's because of the geese". This obviously made no fucking sense. So one day I asked him what it meant. This is his response:

"Well, have you ever seen geese fly in a big pack? They fly in a V-formation, right? But one side of the V is always longer than the other. Why is that? Simple, there's more geese on that side. There's no real explanation for it, it's just because of the geese".

Damn it, Dad....

Because there’s more birds on that side.

Because there are more Geese on that side.

...

Because there are more birds on that side.

There are more birds on that side.

There are more geese on that side.

Because there's more birds in it.

There’s more birds on one side.

because there's more geese on that side

There are more ducks on that side.

Because there are more birds on that side.

It's got more geese in it.

Because there is more birds on that side. Source: actually told to me by my dad.

That when geese fly South for the winter in a V formation one side of the V is always longer than the other. You know why ?

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There are more geese in that line

"You know how geese fly in a V formation?", Yeah.. "You know why one side of the V is longer?" --

"Cause there's more geese on that side, idiot."