A list of puns related to "Ure"
He had 4 tiles left but they meant nothing to me:
"O", "V", "N", "R".
Son: what did the fig say to the table?
Me: I don't know, what did the fig say to the table?
Son, angry voice: Hey! I'm asking the questions here. You FIG-ure it out.
Edit: thanks for the silver, I'll tell the boy in the morning!
Edit 2: explained to my son about the up votes and awards. When he heard that someone spent real money to congratulate him for the joke, he said he bets it was his grandparents. He's excited y'all enjoyed it.
I hear he was baroque all the time. It fugue-ures seeing how he was famous.
They were Pruss-ured by other nations.
My wife bought some duck eggs at the farmers market the other day. I told make sure you don't drop them or they might quack open.
It was torch-ure.
provide a way to rhyme with purple.
If you're clumsy, and a door inj-
ures you, that rhymes with orange.
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