Basically the title. My wife and I have never had an issue living at this apartment for almost 3 years until this dude moved in above us.
He’s always doing something extremely loud during the night, I’m talking 12-6AM range. The first night he moved in, I went and confronted him, and it went fine. We exchanged numbers, incase he ever got too loud again…it started to become a nightmare.
He blares his stupid music at 4AM. When he’s watching a movie we can hear the movie in our apartment. Both my wife and I have talked to him so many times, and it got to the point where we just had to call the police. We DID NOT want to, but talking to him wasn’t working. Last night, we had to call the cops for the SECOND TIME bc he was watching a movie at 2AM, and we could hear everything in our bedroom.
Also, whenever he leaves he slams the door. We can count every step he takes bc he walks like a damn elephant. Again, we have NEVER had this issue before these past almost 3 years. It’s crazy!
We aren’t renewing the lease, but this guy is making the last months of this lease Hell. My anxiety is 10/10 whenever I’m home, I’m sensitive to some sounds, even with my white noise machine on, fan on full blast, and earphones on. I hate it.
I miss our old upstairs neighbors with the orange cat.
Obvious boomer here working for minimum wage as a grocery store bag boy in 1978. "Son, I've been watching you and I like your hard work so I'm going to give you a 15 cent raise." Was kinda pleased until literally three weeks later I found out the CA state minimum went up to $2.65. Never forgot that disingenuous POS and during my entire career running a solo medical practice made sure my employees had decent pay, year end bonuses, PPO insurance and a DB retirement plan. Sadly, most of my colleagues did none of the above. No longer self-employed but still working, I probably could have retired years ago if I'd slashed staff compensation (and bought less rims). But, I sleep well at night. Recently stumbled on this sub and cannot comprehend the shit people starting out these days have to face. It's really not that hard to treat your fellow humans well.
I'm 39 and still do this. No idea why I find it exciting.
upstairs neighbors have a lot of sex. they either dont realize or dont care that their windows are open, the walls are thin, and the guy’s pumping during coitus is causing lots of noise downstairs.
what pisses me off the most is that the guy has absolutely no rhythm. it goes: dun dun dundun - dun. dun. - - dundundun dun dun dundun dun dun dundundun - dundundunDUN - DUNDUN DUN DUN!
if only he had some rhythm, we might be able to brush it off as if it’s an extra vicious laundry machine or the boiler running unusually hard. but its so terribly arrhythmic and the girl only moans(or yelps?) when its finally over that it’s hard to pretend it’s anything other than absolutely shoddy type sex.
is there anything we can do about the noise that their beds are making so that we can stop this embarrassing ordeal.
for the love of god if u see this, neighbor, please consider being a bit more rhythmic or try getting little cup coaster things for your bed legs
It was spring when the landlord found them sprawled out like snow angels and covered in Lye.
I mean what could possibly go wrong?
- Eric totally ignoring all of Kevin's instructions and deciding to splatter the dye like ketchup, also using the juice he was drinking as dye as well
- The difference between their methods had me cracking up!
- Eric proudly saying "this is ART!" and Kevin looking completely done lmao
- Kevin later saying that Eric's shirt looked like a "sketchy pizza"... such an oddly specific yet accurate description
- All of deobi twitter in total chaos when they decided to spontaneously dye Eric's hair with fabric dye! (Yes you read that correctly and I still can't believe this happened)
- Kevin's instant regret and the way he looks at his hands when he realises what he's done while Eric is completely unbothered LOL
- Their poor manager telling them off via text, I already know Eric will be having purple hair for the next comeback because I don't think that dye is coming out too easily
Eric... Kevin... If you're reading this we need a part 2 (I'm too invested now, I need to see how those shirts turned out)!
I told him, “nah I should be able to get them up there today”
Welcome to the TAZCirclejerk MBMBAM episode discussion thread, for your dose of McElnoise!
#MBMBaM 578: Greg’s Upstairs High-Performance Tea Kettle
>We really tried to hunker down and stick to advice, we really did. But Grimace exists? And somewhere out there a pretend crash of rhinos is fighting a pretend conspiracy of lemurs. We’ll try again next time.
>Suggested talking points: Fred Jasso, What is Grimace, Most Jacked People are Secretly Lemurs, Detested Orange Chicken Sandwich, Stacked Onions
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I got up and told her "I'll get this end. You take the other one"
