I bought a pen that can write underwater

... it can write other words as well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tinnber
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BREAKING: Iran has struck its own submarine with an underwater torpedo in the Persian Gulf, killing all 350 aboard

Whoops wrong sub

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeterPorky
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Did you know SCUBA is an acronym for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus? Did you know β€œtuba” is also an acronym?

Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus

Edit: good lord, I didn’t know someone else posted this previously. I thought it was funny as heck and my kids rolled their eyes when I told it SO THERE.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coolhandhutch
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Why are the best tech workers found underwater?

Because they're algae-rithms.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shadow_strife
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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What is he underwater equivalent of β€œThe office”

The Offish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Krowsfeet
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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What do you call a dog underwater ?

Scooby Diver

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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What do you call a crime fighting dog that can swim underwater?

SCUBA-Doo!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eat-rainbows
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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I found a pen that writes underwater

It writes other words too

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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If you're waiting for me to tell you how to die underwater...

Don't hold your breath.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryanooooo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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What do you call an underwater cowboy?

A Clamity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gremelinn
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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Why can wheelchair bound people survive underwater?

because sharks don't eat vegetables

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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Two underwater teens fell in love

That’s the day the mermaid realized women and seamen don’t mix

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TIFU by accidentally serving a customer an underwater vehicle at my local Subway...

Wait, wrong sub.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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What do you call a dog that's underwater?

A sub-woofer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chuckwagon2003
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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What do you call an underwater Mormon housekeeper?

Mormaid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fwafy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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Found this sheepwreck when was building my underwater base
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πŸ‘€︎ u/IDoNotHaveACunt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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Working in an underwater restaurant isn't fun.

You're always under a lot of pressure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ERRORZ990
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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I have a pen that can write underwater.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rushinlobster
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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Why did the underwater welder get fired?

Because he doesn't work well under pressure!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unimatrix13
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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What do you call an underwater nuclear reactor ?

Nuclear Fish on

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Orkward14
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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I messaged my grand dad a picture of a dog underwater wearing a scuba suit...

I told him I thought he might need a subwoofer. He then responded, "That's deep." How do I respond so I don't lose this battle?!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YeOldeStonebox
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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Nickolodean are doing an underwater version of paw patrol starting crabs

It's called Claw Patrol.

I managed to get a groan and an eye roll from the wife for that one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xoke
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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What do you call a shrub growing underwater?

A shrub-marine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geekcommunicant
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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What do you call an underwater chiropractor ?

A cracken

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inquisitorglockta
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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Have you seen the new pen that writes underwater, upside down and in outer space?

It writes lots of other words too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/easy_being_green
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2014
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I have a pen that can write underwater and in space

It's called a pencil

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stryx71
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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What do you call underwater police?

Ofishers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tcasht
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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The cast of Aquaman found it hard shooting underwater sequences because they couldn’t hear each other. Except,

Amber Heard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FatFather1818
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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The underwater vehicle team turned in a good proposal to NOAA...

The sub-mission submission was excellent!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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Did you know that this pen can write underwater?

It can also write lots of other words as well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Czjasper
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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Did you know that I can write underwater?

I can write other words, too!

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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SCUBA is an acronym for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus. What you may not know is that Tuba is also an acronym...

For Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Light_bulbnz
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I have a pen that can write underwater

It can also write other words too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/webguy1975
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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BREAKING: Iran has struck its own submarine with an underwater torpedo in the Persian Gulf, killing all 354 aboard

Whoops wrong sub

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hercules_ZH
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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I have a pen that can write underwater!!

It can write other words too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arkham_Asylum27
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Did you hear about the new pen that can write underwater?

It can write other words too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tungur_Knivur2020
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My new pencil can write UNDERWATER

it can write other words too

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cman7531
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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My pen can write underwater

It can write other words too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tankerman05
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I have a pen that can write underwater

It can write other words too

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pewds696969
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I bought a pen that writes underwater.

It writes other words too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yodascoolson
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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I have a pen that can write underwater...

It can also write other words too!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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I bought a pen that writes underwater.

It writes other words too

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cigarette-Butt
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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What do you call an underwater dog?

A sub-woofer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/masonmyerss1
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I have a pen that can write underwater.

It can write other words, too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SeaofShells
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I have a pen that can write underwater

It can write lots of other words too!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JLarsen28
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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I have a pen that writes underwater.

It writes other words too and this my first meme :3

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πŸ‘€︎ u/terroriser2455
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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I just bought a pen that writes underwater!

It writes other words too.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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i have a pen that writes underwater

it can write a few other words too

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nohomoextrachromo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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