During these uncertain times I prefer to stay away from automobile dealerships.

Before you know it you have car-owner virus.

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👤︎ u/Sur5er
📅︎ Mar 05 2020
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How do you make a $million in todays uncertain economy...?

Start with $2million.

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The weather is stormy where we are and conditions are uncertain. My wife asked if we'd be able to hear the wind tonight.

I said, "It's wind, dear. Whether we hear it or not is up in the air."

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👤︎ u/farrenkm
📅︎ Jan 08 2017
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I don't trust new cafes.

They fill me with uncertain tea.

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ May 17 2020
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What kind of tea do indecisive people drink

Uncertain-tea

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👤︎ u/Isenstar
📅︎ Aug 11 2017
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Soft taco

Long ago in a Taco Bell far, far away...

Cute Girl Behind Counter: Here's your order.

Me: (noticing a soft taco on the tray) I wanted a hard taco.

Girl: (uncertain what to do)

Dad: Try rubbing it a little. Usually works for me.

(sigh)

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👤︎ u/Webhoard
📅︎ Sep 01 2013
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A proposition for this subreddit: Dad jokes only made by dads

Hi,

I really like this subreddit, but a little too often, I see submissions of corny jokes that are spun as dad jokes. While these stories are humorous, I'm uncertain if this should be the place for them. Perhaps theres a better subreddit out there? I've done a little bit of research, and I haven't found anything too specific, but I'm curious to see what others think. There obviously isn't any strict rules to this subreddit, but I feel like some of the magic is gone when dad jokes are not told by dads. Thoughts?

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👤︎ u/agrabb
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