Unashamed Puns

The moment I saw the whistle I knew. Seeing all those handmaid's appear out of the shadows made me absolutely tingle. Watching this pack of rabid women hunt their quarry made my heart pound. Seeing June grinning with blood in her teeth was such sweet relief. Nolite te bastardes carborundorum Ladies!!

HOLY SHIT. Didn't expect this to blow up this far.

I usually try to respond to everybody when I start a thread, and at least upvote everybody who comments, but obviously that isn't possible in this thread. Glad to see people enjoyed it. To all those who gilded, thanks, and I know I missed a lot of you in the mountain of responses, so if I missed you: thanks.

1. Ketchup. One day I'll be bored enough to decide to try to make my own ketchup, but right now nothing equals Heinz.

2. Garlic. I don't use garlic powder, but I do buy the peeled stuff and refrigerate it. Futzing around with whole heads of garlic and the papery skin is just a little annoying.

3. McDonald's. I don't eat fast food very often, but I do like a good quarter pounder with cheese now and then, supersize the Coke and fries and to hell with the pearl-clutchers.

4. Breakfast cereal. Sure, sometimes the hippy-dippy Seven Whole Grain Colon Blow Quinoa Explosion stuff is fine if you add some fruit, but I'm Generation X; gimme a couple bowls of Captain Crunch Oops All-Berries.

5. Hot dogs. I don't make a steady diet of them, but gimme a simple hot dog in a bun with chili from a can, diced onions, and yellow mustard. Awesome. Gimme three, actually.

6. Milk. I have no curiosity about raw milk, I don't need your authentic, hand-strained, teat-to-table beef milk. I just drink whole milk. I never, however, drink skim milk. Which is water, that's lying about being milk.

EDIT: I’m asking what foods are you NOT snobby about. What el cheapo, prepackaged, processed, ghetto, trailer park, not-highbrow foods do you cling to?

I know a lot of people don’t like to ship these two because they prove a guy and girl can have a platonic friendship, but I really would’ve preferred an Andrei and Tori romance versus whatever Tori and Beck had going on (also, other characters can prove the whole platonic guy+girl friendship just as well like Cat and Beck). It would’ve been a cool move to see a positive relationship on a kids TV show between two people of color (Tori being half Latina and Andrei black). Besides that though, I just think they’d make a cute couple and would be a good contrast to the toxicity of Beck and Jade. I think Tori and Andrei just vibed really well and I could’ve easily seen the writers exploring that and having their relationship come about naturally (a la Monica and Chandler from ‘Friends’ who started as friends but evolved into arguably the best relationship on the show). Just my opinion, I could go into more detail but I’ll stop it here ☝️

Disclaimer: I hate food snobs. Everyone hates food snobs.

With that said... I think people who prefer boneless wings are sub-human troglodytes. Do you have any snobby opinions like this?

I use grindr a lot and meet a lot of tops, sometimes a few at a time or in a row.

It makes me so happy.

It seems like most posts here are about relationships or nervous first timers.

Am I in the wrong sub? Is there a better one to talk about this stuff?

Also - to new/curious guys on here: do you care about the opinions of someone like me?

Thanks!

Tonight I watched this week’s episodes of Unfiltered and Mafs. Here is what I noticed:

1. Addressing the public opinion that these couples were matched for ratings was handled inadequately at best. Pastor Cal....you’re not a good liar and I was afraid your pants would catch on fire.
2. Haley...trying so hard to demean Jake at every turn since he’s not there to defend himself is exactly what I would expect from you. A little discretion would have went a long way on Unfiltered this week.

Now to the episode:

Chris / Paige - thank you. We needed a break from you both. It was a welcome surprise.

Brianna- your colorism story hurt my heart. You are so beautiful inside and out. I cannot imagine a woman with looks, brains, kindness and humor feeling insecure about yourself ever. I hope you take dancing back up.
Vincent - Adopting kids mean they are yours. Address your wife’s concerns. And you missed an opportunity to tell her how beautiful she is when she was sharing with you.

Clara / Ryan - I’m not sure if it’s editing or if it’s bs, but to go from constantly complaining about the sex and the I love you to Unfiltered saying it’s not a deal breaker means it has since happened and now everything is ok. I’m happy for y’all. I’m curious why we didn’t see them interact with Ryan’s family. Holy Moly Clara gets a lot of mannerisms from her beautiful mother.

Erik - I started out loving You. The last 2-3 weeks Have changed my mind. You could turn it around, but I dunno. The ultimatums scream insecurity and immaturity. You’d tell me 1 time you were done and I would make sure you were. Calling her dad and basically telling him she made you call him...yikes.
Virginia - his sil is not gonna green light you getting pass out drunk and sleeping on some dude’s couch. It’s not good for your marriage. You’re not THAT young. You have to think of your spouse in everything you do. You’re not married Sun - Wed. You’re married all the time.

Haley / Jake - I LOVE the putt-putt part where she says she just uses her name and he said “You will be Dragon.” 😂😂. Haley complains about jeans and dress shoes. She makes fun of the pictures he shared. She makes Dr Pepper ask him about the shoes and she cannot fathom that he was comfy how he dressed. She tells him an awful couple stories about her being an obstinate child and he is obviously confused as to why this “I don’t do what I don’t want to” story is what she’s choosing to share. People are claim

I have what's called a neurogenic bladder and have little to no control of my bladder and even sometimes my bowels.

My neurogenic bladder has gotten worse since my teens and it got to the point where I have to wear a diaper 24/7.

At first I was deeply ashamed of what people would think if they found out. I avoided sleep overs and pools and would cry because it made me feel like a baby.

It really hurt my self esteem especially when I had accidents in public that was visible to my peers.

But now I am ok with it and I don't care what other people think and I have found most people that know are empathetic and don't treat me different because of it. And even if they aren't they can kick rocks and also it shows me thier personality type and I don't want to be around them anyway.

It sucks having to change so many times throughout the day but I'm thankful that these products exist because without them I'd never leave my house.

P.S. I won't wear a catheter I very am uncomfortable sticking something up my private parts.