My personal favorite sketches- 1) Boomers Got the Vax 2) Aunt Jemima 3) Birthday Gifts 4) Lesbian Period Drama 5) Rap Roundtable
My favorite Weekend Update Bits 1) The Village People 2) Melissa Villasenior as Dolly Parton 3) The Iceberg that hit the Titanic 4) Jeanine Pirro "My Way" 5) TwinstheNewTrend react
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The 2020 Billboard Music Awards are upon us, and Billboard has rounded up the complete list of performers and presenters for the big night.
With Kelly Clarkson serving for her second consecutive year as host (as well as a performer), the awards show will see numerous stars taking the stage to perform, from Alicia Keys and Bad Bunny to BTS and Demi Lovato.
First, Clarkson will open the show with a performance of Whitney Houston’s “Higher Love” alongside Pentatonix and Sheila E.
Garth Brooks -- the recipient of this year's icon award -- will also deliver a medley of hits spanning his legendary thirty-plus year career.
Demi Lovato will perform her new song "Commander In Chief," which she released just one day ahead of the event.
Mayor of Atlanta, Keisha Lance Bottoms will present rapper and social activist Killer Mike with the inaugural Billboard Change Maker Award.
Plus, John Legend will perform “Never Break” from his new album Bigger Love.
Post Malone -- who will also perform during the evening -- leads this year's pack of nominees with a grand total of 16 nods in 15 separate categories including top artist (alongside Billie Eilish, Jonas Brothers, Khalid and Taylor Swift), top Billboard 200 album (for Hollywood's Bleeding), top streaming song (for "Sunflower (Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse)" with Swae Lee) and more.
The 2020 BBMAs will air Wednesday (Oct. 14) at 8:00 p.m. ET/PT exclusively on NBC, live from the Dolby Theater in Los Angeles.
Check out the complete list of performers and presenters below.
Performers
Alicia Keys
Bad Bunny
Brandy featuring Ty Dolla Sign
BTS
Demi Lovato
Doja Cat
En Vogue
Garth Brooks
John Legend
Kelly Clarkson, Pentatonix & Sheila E.
Kane Brown, Swae Lee & KhalidLuke Combs
Post Malone featuring Tyla Yahweh
Saint Jhn
Sia
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Sudden Lee
Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.
If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.
Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???
Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.
Thank you,
A Dad.
So far nobody has given me a straight answer
I am currently in the hospital. I had a back operation yesterday. The surgical nurse came in my room and started asking questions about my back. She asked me if I had any falls during the last year. I responded just one. It was after summer.
She laughed and said in 20 years of doing this she never was told that joke.
..... Will get a reward.
Because they work on many levels
Well, toucan play at that game.
Me : For starters, I bring a lot to the table
Argon does not react.
Windows
Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.
They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.
I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.
She said apple-lutely
Hey guys, here are my notes from last week's episode (thanks again for those who always let me know if there are mistakes)! We had a couple of really fun shows this week, first we went live immediately after the episode with ThatWeekInSNL's Andrew Dick and superfan & r/LiveFromNewYork moderator u/LiveFromNewYork95 (Andrew Haskell). That was a great show and we were able to take a lot of questions from people who came from the subreddit (check it out here!). Then, we also had an amazing roundtable yesterday covering the show with SNLInReview's Andy Hoglund, EW News Director Jillian Sederholm, and actor producer Dave Buckman (check it out here!). Enjoy the notes!
Cold Open (Super Bowl Pregame Show)
- Kenan Thompson plays James Brown for the 2nd time (last: Feb. 9, 2013)
- Beck Bennett plays Boomer Esiason for the 1st time
- Alex Moffat plays Bill Cowher for the 1st time
- Previously played by Tim Robinson
- Chris Redd plays Nate Burleson for the 1st time
- Mikey Day plays Phil Simms for the 1st time
- Previously played by Jason Sudeikis (1 time), Taran Killam (1 Time)
- Aidy Bryant plays Andy Reid and Bruce Arians for the 1st time
- Arians previously played by Bobby Moynihan (1 Time)
- Sketch also features Steve Higgins (Voiceover), Ego Nwodim (Voiceover), Andrew Dismukes (Voiceover)
- Kenan Thompson says Live From New York! for the 34th time, moves into a tie for 7th place on the all-time list with Chevy Chase
- Beck Bennett says Live From New York! for the 27th time, remains in sole possession of 9th place on the all-time list (4 behind Phil Hartman)
- Alex Moffat says Live From New York! for the 19th time, moves into a tie for 15th place on the all-time list with Kristen Wiig
- Mikey Day says Live From New York! for the 14th time, moves into a tie for 20th place on the all-time list with Amy Poehler and Bill Murray
- Chris Redd says Live From New York! for the 7th time, moves into a tie for 27th place on the all-time list with Billy Crystal, Seth Meyers, Tina Fey, Larry David, Heidi Gardner
- Written by Colin Jost, Bryan Tucker, Michael Che
Monologue
- Dan Levy hosts for the 1st time, joining 1st time hosts from this season Burr, Rae, Adele, Chalamet, Krasinski
- Schitt’s Creek connections:
- Catherine O’Hara – hired as a cast member in 1981, quit before 1981-82 season
- Cameoed: Oct. 15, 1988 (S14 – Broderick/Su
- Catherine O’Hara – hired as a cast member in 1981, quit before 1981-82 season
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This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.
The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!
Cred once again my sis wants credit lol
Keep in mind, my son is 4 years old, so everything is an original to him.
I had to work late into the evening yesterday, and he was just going to bed when I got home. I had left home for the office nearly 14 hours prior, had a long day, lots of meetings, traffic, etc.
When I walked through the door, I was exhausted, run down, and starving. My wife hugged me and asked how my day was, and I replied, "Done. It was a good day, but has got me exhausted. I just want to grab a bite and go to bed. I'm hungry."
From my son's bedroom, I hear him shout, "Hi Hungry! Nice to meet you!"
Not only did it make me laugh, but I completely forgot about how hungry and tired I was. I went to his bedroom, and we laughed together about it. It was exactly what I needed.
Edit: Thanks for all the awards, kind strangers! I'll let my son know y'all enjoyed his joke too!
I heard parents named their children lance a lot.
First post please don't kill me
Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!
This happened a few years ago when my son was 6ish. When my kids hurt themselves and it doesn’t look serious I always do the “we might have to amputate that bruised hand” shtick with them. I’ve done it enough that they now roll their eyes.
So, my son got hit lightly in the face with a rubber ball. It wasn’t a hard hit and I could tell he was more upset by the shock of it rather than the pain. So I say “looks like we will have to amputate your nose.” To which he replies “then how will I smell?” And I say “terrible!”
It was my greatest dad joke ever. I felt like I could retire after that.
To get to the... Bottom...
(as told by my 5yo son, I'm so proud)
Japan.
"No, the regular kind!" I laughed.
it's Hans free now..
second hand stores!
Old Neeeeiiiiighvy
A buck-an-ear!
I Thank ye kind Matey for the booty! I be truly overwhelmed! Thank you!
Holy cow! Thank you everyone for the upvotes and awards! I wasn’t expecting this!
10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too
