I offered my dad a stick of gum...

Dad: Sure! If you have extra

Me: Well no, I've got Trident

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My friend just said this one...

We were talking about people being really dumb, and I said "they are so dumb, they probably can't even walk and chew gum at the same time", to which my friend (who will make a fantastic father soon) said "I don't know if I can walk and chew gum at the same time, I've never trident"

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