Transylvania Puns

A list of puns related to "Transylvania"

My British friend was really proud of his heritage until he found out that his great grandfather was from Transylvania.

Now he can’t even look at himself in the mirror.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
đź“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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I went to Transylvania...

...to take a tour of Dracula’s castle. It was closed, and he wasn’t even there. I guess I’ll have to go back when it gets re-vamped.

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👤︎ u/RabbitsAteMySnowpeas
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We all know that Dracula is the #1 vampire and from Transylvania. But where is the #2 vampire from?

Pencil-vania.

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👤︎ u/Dublers
đź“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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You heard about the master-chef from Transylvania?

Vlad Tapas.

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👤︎ u/PlankenSonja
đź“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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Dracula is walking down a street in Transylvania when suddenly tons of sandwiches, mini sausage rolls, crisps, chicken wings and cocktail sausages fall on him...

Buried under all this food, his dying words were, "Oh no, it's Buffet the Vampire Slayer!"

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
đź“…︎ Oct 13 2017
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Me and the wife are thinking about going to Transylvania for a holiday...

... it’ll either be bloody brilliant or it’ll suck.

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👤︎ u/Attikey
đź“…︎ Jul 17 2018
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My Romanian friend Sylvanie changed her gender.

Now he's Transylvania.

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👤︎ u/JustTryHard_inc
đź“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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My friend was really proud of his British heritage until he found out that his great grandfather was from Transylvania.

Now he can’t even look at himself in the mirror.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
đź“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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My friend was really proud of his British heritage until he found out that his great grandfather was from Transylvania.

Now he can’t even look at himself in the mirror.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
đź“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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I spent my whole life being proud of my British heritage until I found out that my Great Grandfather was actually from Transylvania…

Now I can’t even look myself in the mirror…

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
đź“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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I was using ancestry.com and I found out that my great grandfather was from Transylvania.

Now I can’t even look myself in the mirror.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
đź“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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