My personal trainer was upset at me because I kept using the same machine at the gym
It was the vending machine
My girlfriend broke up with me when she walked in on me making out with my personal trainer
She said "This isn't working out."
I've decided to quit my job as a personal trainer because I'm not big enough or strong enough.
I've just handed in my too weak notice.
I asked the trainer at the gym, which machine I should use to impress the ladies?
He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine. "
Did you hear about the Pokemon Trainer who got an Emmy, a Grammy, an Oscar, and a Tony?
Do you know Cardi B has a sister who’s an athletic trainer ?
Did you hear about the SeaWorld trainer that was caught molesting the sea cows?
He was arrested for crimes against huge manatees.
Why was the dolphin trainer upset with the surfer?
Because he did it on porpoise.
(Told this to my 4 kids and got 2 groans, one confused look, and an eye-roll)
I'm a personal trainer for members of 1960's rock bands.
I'm still working out the Kinks.
So I walked in on my wife having sex with her personal trainer:
And i knew right away that this isnt working out
I used to be Pennywise’s personal trainer!
Unfortunately it didn’t work out...
My personal trainer is really good!
He gives me a run for my money
I have a personal trainer and him and I do a lot of resistance training
He tells me to lift something and I say no
Luke had a sister and a trainer toooo...
Leia, Yoda, Leia, Yoda, Leia HEE HOOOOO
A classically trainer theater performer just became a spy.
I guess you could say they perform... thespionage
Did you hear about the boxer who left a sad farewell for his trainer?
It was a real punch-in-the-gut.
I asked my personal trainer for another way to work my trapezius muscles besides doing pull downs...
He shrugged and walked away.
The animal trainers at SeaWorld have made some mistakes
But when they work with dolphins they do it on porpoise
I started with a personal trainer today. She told me to drop and give her 20.
Sheesh, I didn’t know there was going to be hidden fees.
My trainer asked if I’m engaging my abs when I use the ab roller. I told him they’re not engaged, they’re single
A boxer was throwing nothing but right hooks at a punching bag. Trainer walks up and says "what gives?"
Boxer says "I'm exercising my rights"
Someone has stolen all my trainers and high visibility jackets from my shed.
They can run, but they cannot hide.
What's a bug-type trainer's favorite band?
Did you guys see the video of the dolphin knocking the trainer into the pool?
Some say it was an accident, but I think he did it on porpoise.
I hear jewish personal trainers are the best.
A Pokémon trainer was running late...
It was 9:50 PM and the giant shopping center near the Pokémon trainer’s home closed at 10 PM. He was driving very fast to try and make it. Of course, he got pulled over. The officer approached the car and asked, “Why were you going so fast, sir?”
His reply, “Well officer, I gotta catch a mall.”
I asked my personal trainer to give me a discount...
He said I'll try to stretch your money
After an intense session at the gym, I asked my personal trainer what was the best way to show off my new muscles.
He told me to hang upside down from a tree branch and curl my arms behind my back.
I said “weird flex but OK”
Got hired at a gym recently as a personal trainer but it wasn't working out...
I had to put in my too weak notice.
What make of trainers do chickens wear?
Reebok - Bok - bok - bok - bokka!!!
My personal trainer said flexibility is the foundation of good fitness...
I guess that all's well that bends well!
My personal trainer said I should start doing calf raises.
I can barely lift up my cat, let alone a baby cow.
My personal trainer was having an affair with my partner, James
Now I'm going to have to switch Jims
One day I want to create a documentary that follows the life of a dolphin trainer. I’ll call it, “living with a porpoise.”
Ray Davies, Dave Davies and some friends each hired some personal trainers to figure out a training routine.
At first it was hard but eventually they worked out the kinks.
My girlfriend's roommate had a fling with a personal trainer
It was never going to workout.
Did you hear about the pokeman trainer who was sleeping in the camping store at the shopping center?
Apparently he cot the mall.
TIL that Cardi B has a sister. She’s a personal trainer.
I decided to quit my job as a personal trainer because I’m not big enough or strong enough
I’ve just handed in my Too weak notice.
Who’s Cardi B’s personal trainer?
I've decided to quit my job as a personal trainer and I don't think I'm quite fit enough for the job.
Therefore I've handed in my 'Too Weak Notice'
Did you know Cardi B has a sister who's a personal trainer?
Yeah, her name is Cardi O
Did you know Cardi B has a sister who’s an athletic trainer?
Do you know the name of Cardi B's sister? She is working as a trainer.
Did you know that Cardi B used to be a personal trainer?
Back then she went by Cardi O.
I walked in on my girlfriend in bed with her personal trainer
I told her this isn’t working out
What trainers do chickens wear?
Reebok bok bok bok bokaaaa
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