TIL about the number one cause of divorce in America.

Marriage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DestroyatronMk8
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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My birthday is on July 24th, shame I was born in america. If I was born anywhere else....

my birthday would be 24/7

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aglaz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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Did you know Caesar had a ranch on the thousand islands in north America?

I don't know why he called it a ranch they only grew lettuce.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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Why is the world largest library located in North Korea?

Because Kim Jong Un is Supreme Reader!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brokenvoice901
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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Don't go to fast foods in America they are scamming us.

My kids meal didn't include any kids.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bob2k5
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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When you order a large combo meal in north korea what size is your drink?

1 supreme liter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oppy1984
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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How do you call a bumblebee from North America?

USB

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gimel182
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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Whats the most popular game in North Korea?

Kim-Jong-Uno!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greywind721
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
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I read that 25% of toddlers in America know how to use an iPad.

Whilst 100% of toddlers in China know how to make one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2021
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Trump : Nothing is built in America anymore....

.....I just bought this new t.v. and it said, "Built in Antenna" I don't even know where that is!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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"Holmes, what do they call primary school in America?"

"Elementary, my dear Watson."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wimpykidfan37
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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Why are so many movies made in america?

...Because they like shooting things

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πŸ‘€︎ u/plopperdinger
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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An American wants to enter a nightclub

Together with some friends from abroad, an Afghan, an Albanian, and Algerian, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguan, an Argintine, an Armenian, and Austrailian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudans, a Batswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese, a Bolivian, a Bosnian, a Brazilian, a Brit, a Bruneian, a Bulgarian, a Burkinabe, a Burmese, a Burundian, a Cambodian, a Cameroonian, a Canadian, a Cape Verdean, a Central African, a Chadian, a Chilean, a Chinese, a Colombian, a Comoran, a Congolese, a Costa Rican, a Croatian, a Cuban, a Cypriot, a Czech, a Dane, a Djibouti, a Dominican, a Dutchman, an East Timorese, an Ecuadorean, an Egyptian, an Emirian, an Equatorial Guinean, an Eritrean, an Estonian, an Ethiopian, a Fijian, a Filipino, a Finn, a Frenchman, a Gabonese, a Gambian, a Georgian, a German, a Ghanaian, a Greek, a Grenadian, a Guatemalan, a Guinea-Bissauan, a Guinean, a Guyanese, a Haitian, a Herzegovinian, a Honduran, a Hungarian, an I-Kiribati, an Icelander, an Indian, an Indonesian, an Iranian, an Iraqi, an Irishman, an Israeli, an Italian, an Ivorian, a Jamaican, a Japanese, a Jordanian, a Kazakhstani, a Kenyan, a Kittian and Nevisian, a Kuwaiti, a Kyrgyz, a Laotian, a Latvian, a Lebanese, a Liberian, a Libyan, a Liechtensteiner, a Lithuanian, a Luxembourger, a Macedonian, a Malagasy, a Malawian, a Malaysian, a Maldivan, a Malian, a Maltese, a Marshallese, a Mauritanian, a Mauritian, a Mexican, a Micronesian, a Moldovan, a Monacan, a Mongolian, a Moroccan, a Mosotho, a Motswana, a Mozambican, a Namibian, a Nauruan, a Nepalese, a New Zealander, a Nicaraguan, a Nigerian, a Nigerien, a North Korean, a Northern Irishman, a Norwegian, an Omani, a Pakistani, a Palauan, a Palestinian, a Panamanian, a Papua New Guinean, a Paraguayan, a Peruvian, a Pole, a Portuguese, a Qatari, a Romanian, a Russian, a Rwandan, a Saint Lucian, a Salvadoran, a Samoan, a San Marinese, a Sao Tomean, a Saudi, a Scottish, a Senegalese, a Serbian, a Seychellois, a Sierra Leonean, a Singaporean, a Slovakian, a Slovenian, a Solomon Islander, a Somali, a South African, a South Korean, a Spaniard, a Sri Lankan, a Sudanese, a Surinamer, a Swazi, a Swede, a Swiss, a Syrian, a Taiwanese, a Tajik, a Tanzanian, a Togolese, a Tongan, a Trinidadian or Tobagonian, a Tunisian, a Turkish, a Tuvaluan, a Ugandan, a Ukrainian, a Uruguayan, a Uzbekistani, a Venezuelan, a Vietnamese, a Welshman, a Yemenite, a Zambian

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leemhuis
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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BREAKING: North Korean Leader in vegetative state following surgery.

They're going to start calling him Kim Jong Un-Responsive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Otherwise-Sherbet
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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Did you know that the first French Fries weren’t cooked in France or America?

They were cooked in Greece.

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πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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Did you hear about the red-haired elf in the baking dept. at the North Pole?

He’s a gingerbread man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vehiclesales
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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Why do bears in America run around with only 1 arm?

Because the Constitution says all men have rights to BEAR ARMS.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KFC_Junior
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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I opened an illegal distillery in North Korea

It was a whisky business

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesomecorearts
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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Why did the caring farmer plant his crop in Africa, Europe, Asia, North America, South America, Australia and Antarctica?

He wanted to see world peas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/freeyourballs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2018
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If you’re considered a Punny guy in North America, does that make you a Punter in The UK?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DjBWren
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2017
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Have you heard about the new band located in the north east of england?

They're called Durham Durham

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πŸ‘€︎ u/les_oueff
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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What was North America called long before the Europeans arrived?

USB C

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gar_gar
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2019
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In America, you can register a domain name at Godaddy.com, but...

insovietrussiadomainregister.su

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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I asked my North Korean friend how life is in North Korea

He said "I can't complain"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/biker_philosopher
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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So many items are no longer made in America...

I just bought a new tv and the box said β€œbuilt in antenna”... I don’t even know where that is!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyfortaco
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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What is Satan’s favorite city in America?

Sin-sin-atti

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andytheg
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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I don’t like discussing North and South in polite company.

I find those topics to be quite polarizing.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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What do you call a Bee living in America

USB

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_Aarsh
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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How do you know Jesus wasn't born in America?

They needed 3 wise men and a virgin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FuckinWimp87
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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With the increasing cases of Covid in America, I was worried there would be a shortage of paper towels.

But I found the grocery story to be Bounty full.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zkck0517
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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TIL about the 1860's guano wars in South America.

They were bat shit crazy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bunbarian
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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Why do polar bears live only in the north pole?

Because if it also lived in the south pole it would be bipolar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invisible_being
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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An independent study showed that the average household in America uses 3.14 pumpkins between Halloween and thanksgiving

No wonder they call it pumpkin pi!!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alastrel3000
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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How many people live in South America?

At least a Brazilian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iiooiooi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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A man was sentenced to 20 years in prison when he inadvertently contaminated the food supply of 30 specimens of America’s national bird.

His actions were highly ill-eagle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linknt01
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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The difference between North America and Australia is night and day.
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What is the number one cause of divorce in America?

Marriage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DestroyatronMk8
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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