Tok Tok Tok Puns

... I'd probably be band.

Never Kikkoman in the balls.

“Yeah, I actually have all of Ke$has albums.”

Me: it's means being happy

Son: so are you gay dad?

Me: no son, I have an wife

TikTok

They were going, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"

Cause every second they Tik Tok.

It’s spends all day doing tik toks.

It goes back four seconds.

With TikTok.

I told her it's okay, I can stop anytime.

Credit to @meetbuford on TikTok for this.

They chose a really good TokTik

He followed the enchanting voice till he came upon a singing yellowfin tuna. He knew he had found something incredible. He caught the fish, kept it alive and returned home.

He showed his friends and posted videos on tik tok, and the singing fish went viral. It could sing almost anything, but Pavarotti was it's favorite.

The fisherman toured around the world with the fish and set up a website to sell merch. The clothing he made sold like crazy, so he ordered thousands of short sleeve shirts to be made in advance.

Unfortunately, the fish died, and the public lost interest. The fisherman was left with endless opera tuna tees.

Tok Yo

Ve haff vays of making you tok!