I met a girl on Tinder and we were going to go to the gym on our first date, but she stood me up.
I suppose we aren't gonna work out.
Why did the owner of the mansion put the floors of his mansion on Tinder?
He wanted them to be swept right!
Whats the difference between spotify and tinder?
One you hear new singles, the other you see new singles!
And if you really like them you think "album them if I can"
Caution: Tinder meetups can cause sparks to fly
Don't worry though, they're harmless without any matches
I FOUND A GIRLFRIEND ON TINDER!!!!!
A girl on Tinder told me she wanted to be friends with benefits.
But I don't have health insurance or a retirement plan so I told her I couldn't.
People on Tinder must be terrible at basketball.
Everyone on there says they love traveling.
My Tinder date turned out to be shorter than his bio said.
I guess he was telling some tall tales.
So I decided I'm going to put cigarette pictures on my Tinder
Because I'm looking for matches
I personally find Tinder not that great of a dating service.
A lonely tobacconist signed up to Tinder.
Unfortunately, he couldn't find a match.
This girl on Tinder asked me why I have an unlit cigarette in my picture... I told her I’m just looking for matches.
Why did Superman cancelled today's tinder date?
The girl asked if he wanted to see her crib tonight
What kind of photos would chickens trade on tinder?
I matched with a woman named Samantha on tinder. Guess my opening line:
“Can we chat now or “Samantha” time? “
Btw .. this is my true story
Tinder fail. Bio says she is "Persian 🇮🇷"
I matched with a chicken on tinder today
I met a girl on tinder whose bio said she used to work at a meat packing plant and that she'd heard all the jokes before...
So I asked her out on a date for the weekend but to let me know by Friday if she had to can salami.
(Cancel on me)
Does this fit here? (x-post from /r/tinder)
I matched with a Zoe on Tinder and I need a good pun, any suggestions?
Tinder was just a piece of wood.
Tinder match is basically love at first site 😮
Tinder is finally adjusting to the quarantine.
They've started offering curbside pickup.
"Are you good at getting girls on Tinder?"
What's the redneck version of tinder?
I think this woman I met on Tinder is having an emergency...
She keeps texting me and saying "Get over here RN"
This tinder conversation didn't fail to incite a flame
The question was what would Disney characters tinder bio be
Dadjoked a girl on Tinder
We'd been talking for a few days, already had a plan to meet up at by this point.
Me: Hey! How's your day going?
Her: Good, thanks! Just went to Petsmart and bought medicine for my betta fish, walking home now. His fins are falling off, the poor guy.
Me: Aw, I hope he gets betta.
Her: Oh god
A road for cars meets a road for bikes on tinder
After some talking they decide to go out on a date.
After a nice dinner the road for bikes invites the road for cars to his appartement.
They get upstairs, but instead of going to the bedroom, the road for bikes stabs en kills the road for cars cold-blooded.
Turns out, he was a real cycle path
Wow. so many matches on Tinder.
When asking for best pickup-lines on Tinder
Why are mailboxes on Grindr instead of Tinder?
Their preference is mail.
I've created an app similar to Tinder but it's for paleontologists.
A vegan rejected me on Tinder
She said we shouldn't meat
Trying to hook up on tinder, but you are 5'4?
So I decided to make a tinder profile and I thought you guys would appreciate it more than the girls in my area.
imgur.com/1dVN6Ax
Matched with a climbing enthusiast on Tinder [OC]
A girl on tinder asked me "how do you drink your coffee?"
I replied "with my mouth."
The Tinder 'date' guarantee -- Dated / Outdated / Carbon-dated
I met a girl on Tinder and we were going to go to the gym on our first date, but she stood me up.
I suppose we aren't gonna work out.
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