Tinder puns
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/gretchennnmarie
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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Tinder pun
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/PachaFerrera
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 04 2017
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I met a girl on Tinder and we were going to go to the gym on our first date, but she stood me up.

I suppose we aren't gonna work out.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Such-Fig-3879
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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Why did the owner of the mansion put the floors of his mansion on Tinder?

He wanted them to be swept right!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/wimpykidfan37
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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Whats the difference between spotify and tinder?

One you hear new singles, the other you see new singles!

And if you really like them you think "album them if I can"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Dantr1x
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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Caution: Tinder meetups can cause sparks to fly

Don't worry though, they're harmless without any matches

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Assregionalmanager
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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I FOUND A GIRLFRIEND ON TINDER!!!!!

sheโ€™s not mine

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/AnBuachaillEire
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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A girl on Tinder told me she wanted to be friends with benefits.

But I don't have health insurance or a retirement plan so I told her I couldn't.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/OmeletteAuFromage_
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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People on Tinder must be terrible at basketball.

Everyone on there says they love traveling.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/OmeletteAuFromage_
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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My Tinder date turned out to be shorter than his bio said.

I guess he was telling some tall tales.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Eamo853
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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So I decided I'm going to put cigarette pictures on my Tinder

Because I'm looking for matches

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/skyhighjams
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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I personally find Tinder not that great of a dating service.

I prefer e-bae

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ggfchl
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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A lonely tobacconist signed up to Tinder.

Unfortunately, he couldn't find a match.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Brucemoose1
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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This girl on Tinder asked me why I have an unlit cigarette in my picture... I told her Iโ€™m just looking for matches.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/dubaidadjokes
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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Why did Superman cancelled today's tinder date?

The girl asked if he wanted to see her crib tonight

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/SeBAGeNetiC
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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What kind of photos would chickens trade on tinder?

chicken noods

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ThnderGunExprs
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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I matched with a woman named Samantha on tinder. Guess my opening line:

โ€œCan we chat now or โ€œSamanthaโ€ time? โ€œ

Btw .. this is my true story

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Hahaha_Joker
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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Tinder fail. Bio says she is "Persian ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ท"
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jessemv
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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I matched with a chicken on tinder today
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Saltythebaker
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 31 2018
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I met a girl on tinder whose bio said she used to work at a meat packing plant and that she'd heard all the jokes before...

So I asked her out on a date for the weekend but to let me know by Friday if she had to can salami.

(Cancel on me)

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/zibblezabbledabble
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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Does this fit here? (x-post from /r/tinder)
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ggwp_0001
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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I matched with a Zoe on Tinder and I need a good pun, any suggestions?
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/GumAndRoses195
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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Tinder was just a piece of wood.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 11 2018
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Tinder match is basically love at first site ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/tidduu
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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Tinder is finally adjusting to the quarantine.

They've started offering curbside pickup.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/wasprobot
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 22 2020
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"Are you good at getting girls on Tinder?"

"I am unmatched"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DranoelTheGreat
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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What's the redneck version of tinder?

ancestry.com

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jnew001
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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I think this woman I met on Tinder is having an emergency...

She keeps texting me and saying "Get over here RN"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Hero_of_Thyme81
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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This tinder conversation didn't fail to incite a flame
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/BanAllPineapples
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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The question was what would Disney characters tinder bio be
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/RandomPancake13
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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Dadjoked a girl on Tinder

We'd been talking for a few days, already had a plan to meet up at by this point.

Me: Hey! How's your day going?

Her: Good, thanks! Just went to Petsmart and bought medicine for my betta fish, walking home now. His fins are falling off, the poor guy.

Me: Aw, I hope he gets betta.

Her: Oh god

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Quiddity99
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 06 2014
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A road for cars meets a road for bikes on tinder

After some talking they decide to go out on a date.

After a nice dinner the road for bikes invites the road for cars to his appartement.

They get upstairs, but instead of going to the bedroom, the road for bikes stabs en kills the road for cars cold-blooded.

Turns out, he was a real cycle path

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/StijnSteen
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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Wow. so many matches on Tinder.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/r3dsm0k3
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 30 2016
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When asking for best pickup-lines on Tinder
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/gaypluto
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 07 2018
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Why are mailboxes on Grindr instead of Tinder?

Their preference is mail.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Mudkip_
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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I've created an app similar to Tinder but it's for paleontologists.

I call it Carbon Dating.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/NC0828
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 08 2018
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Tinder style
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ShakinBacon64
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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A vegan rejected me on Tinder

She said we shouldn't meat

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Stupid_Watergate_
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
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This how I tinder
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Carsonius_Beckonium
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 13 2018
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Trying to hook up on tinder, but you are 5'4?

Just act like you belong

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Mcpurp
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 25 2019
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So I decided to make a tinder profile and I thought you guys would appreciate it more than the girls in my area. imgur.com/1dVN6Ax
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Moooth
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 18 2015
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Matched with a climbing enthusiast on Tinder [OC]
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/WaningGibbuz
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 17 2018
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A girl on tinder asked me "how do you drink your coffee?"

I replied "with my mouth."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Aalex77
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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The Tinder 'date' guarantee -- Dated / Outdated / Carbon-dated
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Kauntest
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 20 2018
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I met a girl on Tinder and we were going to go to the gym on our first date, but she stood me up.

I suppose we aren't gonna work out.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Such-Fig-3879
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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