I searched the entire supermarket for bread for my tikka masala.

But I couldn't find naan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/munchidk
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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Did you hear about the two men who snorted curry powder instead of cocaine?

One of them has a dodgy tikka and the other is in a korma.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chainsmoker88
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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I sat on my Indian takeaway...

...now, I have a bum tikka.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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Most Indian restaurants are naan profit.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Navin_R_Johnson79
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2018
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I said to my friend have you had a chicken tarka......

It’s just like a chicken tikka but a little bit otter....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/teddymcpix
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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Why did the owners of the Indian food restaurant decide to be closed on Mondays?

They were tired of working naan stop and needed to tikka break.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ClimbingCactus
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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Have you ever had a Tarka Masala?

It's like a Tikka, but a little 'otter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Luke_Nukem_2D
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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