They say childbirth is the most painful thing anyone can experience..
Maybe I was too young to remember,
But I don't think it hurt that much..
They say the USA is great
Then why did someone invent the USB?
Why do they say “amen” instead of “a woman” at the end of songs at church?
‘Cause they’re hymns not hers.
What did the Shepard say when they saw a wolf?
Let’s get the flock out of here.
They say one person in each group of friends had the potential to be a serial killer...
So I pushed Dave off a cliff, just in case it was him
What an astronaut say after they mada a mistake..?
They say you should make a joke every 90 minutes.
It helps maintain your sarcastian rhythm.
What do zombies say when they go to the gym?
Did you ever wonder why people say they "slept like a baby"
when babies wake up every two hours?
What do French people say when they go down a roller coaster?
What do people in Thailand say when they give up?
My wife has just phoned me to say that 3 girls in her office have received flowers and they are absolutely gorgeous.
I said, "That's probably why."
No one in my family eats brown rice, only white. They say brown rice just doesn’t taste good.
I think we might be ricist
they say women don't lie .. .
but that's definitely the dumbest thing I've Amber Heard
What does ZZ Top say when they see a magic trick?
What did the two tectonic plates say when they bumped into each other?
'Sorry, that was my fault"
Well you know what they say, old habits...
What do electricians say when they meditate?
What does a painter say when they sneeze?
What do owls who live on a farm say when they agree with you?
What did the librarian say when they took a book hostage?
“Meet my demands, or this book is as good as read!”
What did Johnny Depp's lawyer say when they found Amber Heard's "bruise makeup kit" wasn't made before 2017?
Objection, lack of foundation
They say you shouldn't speak ill of the dead.
But they're usually dead because they were ill
You know what they say about cutting butter in half!
What do trains say when they have a cold?
My wife was stopped by the cops tonight. They thought she might have been drink driving. The cop asked her to say the alphabet starting with the letter M.
What did the vegan say when they found out that pea and hemp protein existed?
My Grandpa used to say this one. When they were handing out noses, I thought they said "roses,"
That's why I've got a big red one!
They say wine improves with age.
But I'm 87 and I still hate it.
What did the one hyena say to its friend when they were eating a clown.
I think this tastes funny...
What do pirates say to their ships when they land in port?
Whats the worst thing to say to a diabetic before they go to sleep?
Q:What do British say when they sleep?
well, they say it’s father’s day today…
but last i checked it was just a sonday
You know what they say about fake rubber?
Why do they say, “Break a leg?”
Because every show needs a cast
They say you are defined by the company you keep.
But no matter how many dictionaries I buy, Merriam-Webster refuses to admit I own them.
What do they say at a start of a GWP (german wired haired pointers) wedding?
I was thinking about what happened 2 years ago and it's true what they say...
They say he who would pun would pick a pocket...
...but that's never been my only criteria for good pants.
You know what they say about men with big feet…
What did the toddler say when they moved from the south to up north?
Why do they say “’amen” instead of “’women” at the end of the songs in Church?
Because they’re hymns not “hers”
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