You know what they say about cutting butter in half!

But…………

πŸ‘︎ 23
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/carroll1981
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2022
🚨︎ report
You know what they say about fake rubber?

It’s rubberish.

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/SirGreybush
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2022
🚨︎ report
You know what they say about men with big feet…

big socks

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/GimmeSumGanja
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2022
🚨︎ report
you know what they say about blind hookers.....

You really have to hand it to them.

That's a Fred Willard joke. But I always hear dad jokes in his voice.

πŸ‘︎ 16
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/GeoHog713
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2022
🚨︎ report
You know what they say about batters who use both batter's boxes…

Switches get pitches.

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2022
🚨︎ report
Do you know what they say about the pool mover who takes wrapped medicine?

He peels pills and pulls pools

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/q21q21
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2022
🚨︎ report
You know what they say about sleeping under a citrus tree in southern Florida.

It’s sub lime.

πŸ‘︎ 17
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Calm_Fan_381
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2022
🚨︎ report
You know what they say about cold spaghetti

Those who forget the pasta are doomed to reheat it

πŸ‘︎ 103
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/i-love-cats-2020
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2021
🚨︎ report
You know what they say about guys with big feet, right?

They have a firm understanding.

πŸ‘︎ 52
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/justmrmom
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2021
🚨︎ report
You know what they say about hindsight!
πŸ‘︎ 7k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/rejectedtuna
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
🚨︎ report
You know what they say about sex while camping?

It's in tents

πŸ‘︎ 17
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/nnonymus
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2021
🚨︎ report
You know what they say about two pickup trucks playing a game of Chicken...

Either you Dodge, or you Ram.

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2021
🚨︎ report
You know what they say about monkeys and typewriters

Dhsbarbejdjeindnejen wj2jnsjsj s nsjsdodpqlqlq3l

πŸ‘︎ 13
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Juan-punch_man
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
🚨︎ report
You know what they say about communism,

Red flags everywhere.

πŸ‘︎ 34
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/laundaries
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
🚨︎ report
You know what they say about picking the right species of Christmas Tree?

It's a huge Pine in the Ash

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/TangerineX
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
🚨︎ report
You know what they say about trashy fashion…

It puts the garb in garbage.

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
🚨︎ report
You know what they say about grandfather clocks

They're old timers

πŸ‘︎ 2k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/PolesawPolska
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2017
🚨︎ report
You know what they say about a guy with big feet

They say "Sorry sir we don't have your shoe size"

πŸ‘︎ 59
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/DJ_Bambusbjorn
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
🚨︎ report
You know what they say about seasons,

some are cool, and Summer warm.

πŸ‘︎ 84
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/PeasOfMind
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2017
🚨︎ report
You know what they say about bad haircuts?

They always grow on you.

πŸ‘︎ 10
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Hazerblade
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
🚨︎ report
You know what they say about big raisins.

Bigger grapes.

πŸ‘︎ 18
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/spunkards97
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
🚨︎ report
Bruce Willis will probably keep making action movies, because you know what they say about old habits...
πŸ‘︎ 43
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/auroraborora
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2018
🚨︎ report
You know what they say about overseas communication?

It almost completely happens underseas.

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/ALizardKing
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
🚨︎ report
You know what they say about appearances.
πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/vivvav
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2018
🚨︎ report
You know what they say about the food at meditation centers?

It may not take up all your stomach but it will always keep your mind full

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/bellicose_buddha
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
🚨︎ report
You know what they say about UFO's, they're out of this world!
πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/SurfiNinja101
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
🚨︎ report
You know what they say about axolotls...

Axolotl questions get olotl awnsers.

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/IronQrow1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
🚨︎ report
You know what they say about old habits...

you can buy them from a boot sale at a convent.

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/LordJimsicle
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
🚨︎ report
You know what they say about running near cars...

If you run in front of one, you'll be tired. If you run behind one, you'll be exhausted.

πŸ‘︎ 19
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2018
🚨︎ report
You know what they say about being a doctor

Patients is key.

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Aslakseie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
🚨︎ report
You know what they say about whiteboards

They’re remarkable

πŸ‘︎ 36
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/virtualbacon0608
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2018
🚨︎ report
You know what they say about living in Oklahoma, right?

Its OK.

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/LAZERsquadBIG10
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
🚨︎ report
You know what they say about the Rams offense?

They were just Goff their game.

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Sharpreed
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2019
🚨︎ report
You know what they say about german sausages...

Its the wurst

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/awesomemag123
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2018
🚨︎ report
You know what they say about dying

It's a bad life choice

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Jrbampton
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2018
🚨︎ report
You know what they say about cliffhangers..
πŸ‘︎ 10k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/oscraigh
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
🚨︎ report
You know what they say about guys with big feet

They have big shoes

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/DaneOnDope
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2021
🚨︎ report
You know what they say about clickbait...
πŸ‘︎ 245
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/MrBobMrBob
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2018
🚨︎ report
You know what they say about cliffhangers...

...

πŸ‘︎ 1k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/simonp22
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2015
🚨︎ report
You know what they say about people with big feet?

They wear big shoes.

πŸ‘︎ 11
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/CheckMisan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
🚨︎ report
You know what they say about cliffhangers

...

πŸ‘︎ 22
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
🚨︎ report
You know what they say about grandfather clocks…

They’re old timers.

πŸ‘︎ 144
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2017
🚨︎ report
You know what they say about laziness...
πŸ‘︎ 11
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/borna761
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.