Curly, right, from The Three Stooges. Part of his brain case, it come off, how'd that happen? (M)
Everyone always forgets about the joes and shemp
Backstory: This was a small hotel and the owner didn’t like computers. We had a computer to appease the hotel chain. We, however, did almost everything manually, except the posting room and tax everything else completely manual. We had room cards these were cards that had all the room info on it and paper registration cards. We had the guest fill it out and put the rate on it, flip the card over and put the rate on the back then have the guest initial the back next to the rate. This was done because people being cheap, would come down the next morning and say oh no my rate wasn’t that. I was quote some incredibly low rate we didn’t even offer, like ½ to ¼ of what they would have been offered.
The way we checked people in was we put it all down on the registration card then take an imprint of the credit card clip it all together with the room card then check the room in once it slowed down. Sometimes if it was busy on the evening shift, they would have 10-20 rooms they had to check in later.
We had these three women who were your normal blonde idiots. Insert many stupid blonde jokes here and several of these jokes would apply to at least one if not all three. We had to literally retrain them every day they worked. You would show them how to do something and 30 min later they made the same mistake again. Normally there was one of them that worked with a good evening shift worker. The good worker would find most of the mistakes and correct them, then the night auditor would usually find the rest. This hotel was only 120 room hotel again very small. The night audit only usually took about 3 hours or so.
Story: One evening the normal good crew all wanted off so it left the three idiots to work, the GM figured if he let all three work together, they could handle the check-in we were expecting without too much trouble. I started at 11 PM, so I wasn’t too bored I would start my audit about 2 AM and was done normally by 5 AM. Tonight as soon as I walked in the door something inside my head screamed at me to start immediately on the audit. The first thing I checked was the rates in the computer matched what the card said was correct. The first 5 rooms 3 of them were not correct, the front didn’t match the back or didn’t match the computer. Some were like $55 on the front, $45 on the back and the computer listed $60. I grab a piece of paper and began to write down every single mistake I found that night. I also found rooms that were not checked into the compute
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Name 3 current show members you'd like to see gone tomorrow.
BRENT-SHULI-WILDING
I remember it looked like a Neil Breen film but worse. It was very tacky, very bad acting and generally just an AWFUL film. I think it had the word "The" in the title but I know that doesn't narrow it down at all. There was a subplot about magic, I think?? H e l p.
What side would they be on during the 2nd ACW? Do they still make movies like Chaplin?
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