A list of puns related to "Joe Derita"
Anyone know if 38 is running the Stooges marathon this year? Canβt find any references online.
Have Rocket, Will Travel (1959) - MAP: 27.43/100
IMDb / Wikipedia / My Collection
Hereβs the thing - this pretty much buttons up a long standing project Iβve had rolling, more or less, all year. I gave a pretty long-winded, detailed account of how and why Iβd bought this large set of Three Stoogesβ shorts and how I failed to notice a separate DVD with two full length feature films - Rockinβ in the Rockies (1945), a dismal film and Have Rocket, Will Travel (1959) - this brings the official project to a close. Neither film was anywhere close to what Iβd call enjoyable to watch but this was the better of the two.
What we have is a late-in-the-game Three Stooges film where they manage to do the right thing by paradoxically, doing all the wrong things. A scientist working on a rocket fuel formula for the space race befriends the Stooges who are maintenance workers and they, in turn, help her create the right mixture but wind up on the rocket⦠a simple set up that could have easily been a 15-20 minute short, but stretched to feature length.
This isnβt a good film, really (obviously) made for young kids and a nickel matinee. Space and science were consuming the collective unconscious of America at the time - it seemed to have ahold of everyoneβs mind, alternating between scaring the hell out of people and saving them like nothing else could at the same time. Thereβs very little point in me breaking the movie down in detail - it was pretty painful to watch. Iβm not sorry I watched it but I doubt Iβd watch it twice.
You might think Iβm winding the Stooges down here on a sour note and, ok - to be fair, I am, but not reallyβ¦ I loved them when I was a kid, I appreciated how they helped me lighten my daughterβs heart after her bad experiences at school - I had no expectation for the films. Honestly, my history with The Three Stooges is a positive one and thatβs more important than a couple of bad films.
Beyond the entertainment the collection of shorts provided me, this daily appointment with the Stooges proved to be a learning opportunity as I dug into the trioβs history here and there as the programs slipped from the 30s, into the war years and recovery of the 40s, and their decline in the 50s. The laughs got farther ap
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I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Theyβre on standbi
Buenosdillas
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
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Why
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Bob
Just to clarify, 12345678
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! π Thank you for the awards.
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
βBOOMβ?!
free
"That's what they're fighting about."
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