The Three Marys Puns

A list of puns related to "The Three Marys"

The Vice President, his brother, his wife, and their three children were all short on cash so they went to their local church for help. The preacher said he couldn’t spot that many people but pointed them to someone wealthier, who could: Sister Mary.

“SIX Pence? Nun the richer.”

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👤︎ u/howardstackhouse
📅︎ Dec 29 2018
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What did the Three Magi say after giving Mary and Joseph two of their gifts?

But wait there's Myrrh

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👤︎ u/Ninjaboi333
📅︎ Dec 26 2015
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