A list of puns related to "The Surrogates"
"I'm pregnant, and you're the mother!"
Sitting around the dinner table on new years, and the subject of my parents not yet having Grandkids comes up. I'm single, but make enough to support a family, so my mother jokingly suggests a surrogate mother.
Me: I'm not paying for that! That's like $30,000!
My Dad: Then just find yourself a nice woman. She'll cost you WAY more than $30,000.
I ain't even mad. Best joke he's told all year!
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