I don't think the surge protector on my toaster is working...

Whilst I was making crumpets it told me to wake up, asked why I don't put on a little makeup, why did I leave the keys upon the table..

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👤︎ u/Murrian
📅︎ Feb 05 2021
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So Poland's dealing with a surge in the number of the novel coronavirus cases. Can we say that the Winged HusSARS arrived?
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📅︎ Jul 28 2020
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There will probably be a surge in weight lifting related injuries since all the gyms have closed.

Everyone will try to pick up where they left off.

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👤︎ u/MrMatt88
📅︎ Mar 27 2020
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What did the power surge say when it entered the circuit board?

Resistance is futile.

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