The Standups Puns

A list of puns related to "The Standups"

Why couldn't the bike standup by itself?

It was two tired.

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👤︎ u/Anon_777
📅︎ Jun 12 2020
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Never go to a doctor who does standup comedy on the side.

He'll leave you in stitches.

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👤︎ u/prendrefeu
📅︎ May 30 2020
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So I hear the Grim Reaper is going into Standup Comedy

Apparently he kills.

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👤︎ u/MageKorith
📅︎ Feb 05 2020
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Did you hear about the termite who became a standup comedian?

He brought the house down.

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👤︎ u/Joesdad65
📅︎ Jun 25 2019
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The flash, Batman, and Superman create a standup group. Can you guess what they’re called?

The DC Comics

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👤︎ u/jack-b1501
📅︎ Jun 10 2019
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The trick to a good standup comedy act is to bring high quality fruit punch.

That way there's a punch line.

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👤︎ u/Trayus9
📅︎ May 24 2015
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Why couldn't the bike standup by itself?

It was Two Tired

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👤︎ u/TJVpower
📅︎ Dec 10 2019
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Why couldn't the bike standup by itself?

It was two tired.

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👤︎ u/HostileSquirrl1
📅︎ Aug 29 2019
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Why couldn't the bike standup by itself?

It was two tired

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👤︎ u/OskarSkjold
📅︎ May 12 2019
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