For those with skin problems, I found out yesterday the leading cause of dry skin:
Dermatologists won't tell you this, but I will. The #1 cause of dry skin
The first baseballs were covered with chicken skin...
There were a lot of fowl balls back then.
If someone is burnt and needs a skin graft, can I donate the skin tissue on my butt?
Top tip for Guy Fawkes night: if you use a piece of pig skin to light the bonfire
Your eyelashes are the longest hairs on your body. They go up over your head, under the skin, down your neck, your back and finally resurface as arse hairs. Proof?
Pull just one arse hair and your eyes water.
The leading cause of dry skin
The doctor gave me some cream for my skin rash.
He said my condition was a sight for psoriasis.
Why was the battleship not worried about his skin cancer?
If you want to get into the gold market you need a thick skin.
There’s lots of bullion involved.
Did you hear that a judge has demanded Dr. Pimple Popper grab any person off the street and remove pus-filled sacs within their skin?
It's a seize and de-cyst order!
Why is the skin of tree trunks called bark?
When I was a young boy, I was walking down a gravel road with my grandpa. I accidentally slipped and fell to the ground, cutting my knees. Grandpa gently bent down and began to clean the wound, removing the little pebbles now embedded in my skin as I cried...
I'd always heard adults talk about it, but I finally knew what they were talking about.
I'll never forget the pain of my first kid knee stones...
My Dad told me this one while at dinner. "You know what the leading cause of dry skin is?"
Did you know you can hear blood flowing close to the skin?
You just have to listen varicosely.
So I’m rolling through the supermarket and I see these Bare Skin condoms...
And all I can think is, “God please let it be panda”.
I tried to substitute eggroll skins instead of the usual for my fried Chinese dumplings. They tasted the same, but came out rectangular.
I guess it's back to square won.
I know a kid who was born without eyelids. His parents decided to have him circumcised and used his foreskin as a skin graft for his eyelids. The surgery went really well....
.... although afterwards he was a bit cockeyed.
My mate had an accident and lost his ear. The doctors were able to graft on a new one made of pig skin.
His hearing is now quite fine, but every now and then he gets some crackling.
I re-skinned my drums with the skin my faithful steed Chestnut. I want people to reflect on the emotional connection between man and beast through the art of drum solos.
But my wife says I'm just beating a dead horse.
I have the best skin care routine
It’s not good enough to bring you to tears, but it’ll certainly moisturize.
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