What did the pasta send to the other pasta to spice up their relationship?
Where did they send the physicist who was convicted of terrorism?
What does the pope use to send his blessings?
How do the French send photos of cats to each other?
Did you hear about the recent race to send a cow to space?
The steaks will be higher than ever
Why did Don Corleone send back the plate for his coffee cup?
Someone gave him a saucer he could not reuse.
Send me your puns and i will draw the best ones and post them on r/drawing
Honnold sends the Dawn Wall...
Why did the knight ask his friends to send his armor to their friends?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Does anyone know where we find the handmade Mother's Day gifts the school sends out each year?
I checked my kids' backpacks like usual but they weren't there.
What is the best way to send somebody an encyclopedia?
The kind of thing you send on the first date
My daughter caught me reading one of those coupon newsletters they send from the local grocery store...
Her: "Why are you reading junk mail?"
Me: "It's not, they have real news in here too."
Her: "No they don't...."
Me: "They sure do. I was just reading about a hitman who killed 3 people. He must not have liked them much, because he did it for only $1."
Her: "Nuh-uh, you're totally lying!"
Me: "Nope, looks like the hitman was named was Arty. He choked them to death apparently. "
Her: "Let me see..."
So I showed her the section I was reading:
ARTICHOKES 3 FOR $1
Why Did France Send Such a Large and Heavy Version of the Statue of Liberty to the USA?
Because it violated their statue of limitations.
Why did the knight send his cavalry of 44 to look for their missing sentry?
Back in the old days you could send whatever you wanted to, to someone and they’d take you seriously, they’d believe you cause
My bf sends me at least one of these a week. I fall for them every time! Explanation in the comments.
[Picture] Im selling a microwave on facebook and asked my dad to send me pictures of the inside of it to show a buyer.
I wasn't disappointed
https://imgur.com/gallery/gCDyE8C
If I send you a funny picture from the internet, it memes I like you.
Where do they send the craziest of pun-makers?
Not a joke per se, but definitely fits - I texted my daughter "in a bottle" and then waited for her to ask "what's this I don't get it. How come out of the blue you just randomly send me the message 'in a...' ... I hate you"
Had potential to misfire but worked perfectly.
Also, the other day my wife left a Monster energy drink under her bed, and we waited for her to come and ask "ok who put this monster under my bed?"
My wife showed me a website where you can send your name on a microchip on the Mars 2020 Rover.
Why didn't the wind send its email?
Why did the mama rocket send the baby rocket to his room?
She didn't like his attitude
What did the dentist ask his tinder match to send him?
How do spies send secret messages in the forest?
Did you hear about the new fabric that can send text messages?
Where do you send a kid with ADHD during the summer to improve their focus?
If I can't find a day care to take of my baby I'll send him to the army.
He can be apart of the infantry.
Augustus Caesar tells Attila that the latter can't send missionaries unless they also come with fresh bread.
We don't want nuns unless you've got buns, Hun!
What do call it when you send a watermelon in the mail?
Where do Cantaloupes send there children for the summer?
To the John Cougar Mellencamp
The first million people to send me a million dollars, will get a copy of my guide.
Of how to become a millionaire from Reddit.
Why can't you send email to the trump administration?
They prefer alternative fax.
Scientists have learned how to send humans into the future. Unfortunately, the process causes the subject's bowels to release uncontrollably.
It's a real blast from the past.
When I enlist in the Space Force™️ the first thing they’re gonna do is send me to
Why did the Israelis send falafel into Gaza?
Because it goes well with Hamas.
I had to send my Kia to the junk yard...
Apparently if you eat a polar bear's liver you'll get sick from too much vitamin A; someone suggested testing this so I called the butcher and asked them to send some over...
...But unfortunately they said they don't deliver polar bear.
So my friend, dad of 3, always sends me jokes. But he's not giving me the answer to this one. I figured the dad community might be able to help me with this one.
A man is trapped in a cylindrical room, 8 feet in diameter, 10 feet high and no ceiling. He's out in the middle of Arabian desert where no one can hear him...how does he escape?
So this European comedy group is working on a movie with a bizarre plot - apparently a famous rock guitarist and drummer gains control of the weather and sends it haywire.
The movie is going to be called, Monty Python and the Grohly Hail.
How do spies send secret messages in the forest?
What did the dentist ask his tinder match to send him?
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