The Seminar Puns

A list of puns related to "The Seminar"

People at the anti-smoking awareness seminar were very friendly...

especially during cigarette breaks

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👤︎ u/dubaidadjokes
📅︎ Jul 18 2020
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The local high school is having a menopause seminar.

There will be a demenstruation after last period.

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👤︎ u/blueridgerose
📅︎ Oct 18 2019
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The marine biology seminars weren't for entertainment,

but were created for educational porpoises.

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👤︎ u/GobAteMyHamster
📅︎ Jan 23 2020
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The American Ladder Institute has an annual meeting in October. They have several safety seminars and so on.

It’s their fall meeting.

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👤︎ u/segfaulting_again
📅︎ Sep 20 2019
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I travel around the country giving seminars on the beneficial features of dried grapes.

I’m in the business of raisin awareness.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 20 2018
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I wanted to attend the seminar on vomit control.

Unfortunately, something came up.

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👤︎ u/JoeFas
📅︎ Jun 04 2019
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I tried to attend a seminar for kleptomaniacs.

All the seats were already taken.

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👤︎ u/Rubixninja314
📅︎ Sep 14 2018
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Dadjoked my professor in an email.

My seminar professor emails us, "No BioPsych today guys. We are interviewing 2017 people."

(she's referring to students in Sophomore graduating year who are applying for this concentration)

I respond in my email, "Wow 2017 people! That's practically the size of the entire student body! Good luck!" (we have a small campus)

Can I be a dad yet?

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👤︎ u/freedan12
📅︎ Mar 19 2015
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