I asked my German friend if he knew the square root of 81.
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︎ May 25 2021
My dentist did a root canal on the wrong tooth...
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︎ May 21 2021
What is the square root of a cat?
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︎ Mar 31 2021
Research paper: Dad Jokes and the Deep Roots of Fatherly Teasing
A Danish scientist has delved into the roots of silly, fatherly, humour and come up with a possible explanation
https://psyarxiv.com/r9mhc/
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︎ Mar 25 2021
Why did the statistician hesitate to apply the square root transformation to the data on annual hate crimes?
She didn't want bigotry to be normalized.
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︎ Feb 28 2021
I ordered a beer and the bartender said "Sorry, I only have root beer."
So I had him put it in a square glass.
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︎ Feb 24 2021
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal?
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
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︎ Feb 13 2021
If humans were trees, how deep would the roots be ?
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︎ Dec 15 2020
What does the square root of 2 like to describe something awesome as?
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︎ Dec 08 2020
My girlfriend is the square root of -100.
A perfect 10 but purely imaginary.
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︎ Nov 01 2020
What's the only root veggie that comes with a warning?
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︎ Aug 23 2020
I still remember the moment when my math professor told us what the square root of -1 was.
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︎ Jun 25 2020
I was showing off my hibiscus plants to my neighbor, he says the roots are exposed, and I should get more dirt on them.
So I found out they were both having affairs, and stealing from their company's fundraisers!
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︎ Sep 10 2020
I know it's bad but leaf me alone... you're the root of all my problems.
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︎ Feb 07 2020
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︎ Sep 06 2018
Finally found the square root
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︎ Dec 28 2017
I reported my root garden missing to the police.
They told me theyβd see what would turnip. Then they told me it wasnβt their beet. I donβt think they carrot all!
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︎ Jul 07 2020
The teacher asked if anyone knew the square root of negative one...
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︎ Jan 08 2020
The root of good math jokes is
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︎ May 22 2020
What do the Sith and imaginary roots have in common?
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︎ Feb 28 2020
What is the root of all evil?
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︎ Feb 19 2019
Whatβs the square root of Orange Julius?
We donβt square roots here, we juice oranges. Get back to work!
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︎ Feb 13 2020
Even though I insisted there was no need for repatriation, my neighbour has just brought round a root vegetable in exchange for the reading material I gave them.
So thats a turnip for the books.
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︎ Dec 26 2019
Weβve gotten to the root of why the toilet keeps getting clogged..
Our son put a carrot down the pipes
.. Iβm sorry, total eye roller I know, just a moment of my day today and didnβt know who else would appreciate this gem
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︎ Nov 14 2019
The amount of cabbage is directly proportional to the square root of the carrots divided by the volume of the Mayo.
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︎ Jun 16 2019
Her self esteem is like the root of minus one: imaginary
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︎ Aug 05 2018
Son: Math sucks so much. My teacher wants me to find the square root of I Donβt Give a Crap.
Dad: Easy! Next time, just tell your teacher I Donβt Give Two Shits.
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︎ Sep 11 2019
This is the root of all evil
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︎ Apr 22 2018
My wife said βYou canβt change the square-root of a negative.β
She said I couldnβt..... but i can.
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︎ Apr 03 2019
LPT: Want beer but are too young to buy it? Buy rootbeer and put it in a square glass. The square cancels out the root and all that's left is beer!
reddit.com/r/ShittyLifePrβ¦
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︎ Jul 05 2018
A chef on a ship invented the first ever floatation device used in case the ships ever sank. Oddly enough the floatation device was a barrel of root beer.
You see, he knew that rootbeer floats.
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︎ Sep 23 2018
Why did the Maharishi Yogi opt out of Novocaine during his root canal?
Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.
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︎ Oct 19 2018
TIL the square root of Pai...
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︎ Dec 15 2017
What's the square root of pie?
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︎ Sep 12 2017
What did the potato say to get the root party rocking?
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︎ Aug 03 2017
Kids dispute over the color of a spicy root vegetable
Kid 1: They're red!
Kid 2: No, purple!
...
Dad: I'd call it sort of radish-purple.
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︎ Apr 11 2016
I asked my German friend if he knew the square root of 81
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︎ May 22 2021
I asked my German friend if he knew the square root of 81
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︎ Jun 01 2021
Did you guys hear about the Buddhist monk who refused anesthesia during his root canal?
Apparently he wanted to transcend dental medication.
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︎ Feb 06 2021
My girlfriend is the square root of - 100
She's a perfect 10, but completely imaginary
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︎ Aug 22 2020
My girlfriend is like the square root of -100
A solid 10, but also imaginary
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︎ Nov 18 2018
did you hear about the buddhist who refused novocain during a root-canal?
he wanted to transcend dental medication.
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︎ May 06 2020
My girlfriend is like the square root of -100
A solid 10, complex and negative half the time.
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︎ Nov 16 2019
Did you hear about the Buddhist monk that refused Novocain during a root canal?
His goal: transcend dental medication
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︎ Jul 01 2019
βDad, I donβt know the square root of sixteen.β
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