A good pickle joke is all about the dillivery
Won an award for growing the biggest pickle in the state.
You guys hear about the giant pickle?
It was kind of a big dill
I was driving down the interstate when I came across a sign for the world's largest pickle...
I turned at the next exit and found that there was a whole town around it.
Shops, restaurants, even churches devoted to this pickle.
When I finally found the museum holding this legendary pickle, I discovered it was closed.
Dismayed, I went back to the interstate.
I just never saw what the big dill was.
Wife dropped a jar of pickles upon opening the fridge; glass and pickle juice went all over the kitchen floor.
My 10 year old son: Don't worry, it's not a big dill.
My wife while looking at me: -.-
Why do pickles never take the stairs?
Did you hear that they just broke the Guinness Record for largest pickle?
Did you hear the one about the guy with the pickle in his ear?
What did the cucumber say to the pickle?
An beautiful woman orders a turkey sandwich at a deli, with pickles on the side. The guy behind the counter looks at her and says, "You like big pickles?" and winks. As he slides her a pastrami sandwich she looks at him, smiles, licks her lips and says
The grocery store was having a sale on pickles.
A cousin of mine is in charge of distribution for this big pickle company; he was freaking out over the weekend after sending only miniature pickle chips to a restaurant that asked for full sized ones..
They told him it wasn't a big dill, though.
It was my turn to hide the pickle on the tree this Christmas.
No matter how hard I tried, you could always see the jar sticking out.
It was a Vlasic holiday blunder.
Did you hear about the truckload of pickles that overturned on the highway...
I dunno what the dill is... details are sketchy. I relish any comments with more info about this incident.
My friend grew the largest pickle in the world and won an award for it.
Got stabbed in the eye with a pickle
A Hot Dog and a Pickle are in bed together. The Hot Dog says to the Pickle...
I relish the thought of you on top of me.
I had all of the local papers knocking on my door due to the size of the pickle I grew.
Why did the pickle go the 99 cent store?
He wanted to get a good dill.
Just got back from the state fair and saw the world's smallest pickle
What was the pickle’s favorite game show?
Why did the farmer throw away all his pickles?
They had become cumbersome.
What did the McDonald’s customer say to the employee when they forgot pickles on his burger?
I don’t know how you guys can forget pickles, they are kinda a big dill.
My girlfriend got mad at me for buying the wrong kind of pickles
I said "What's the big dill?"
I’m in quite the pickle, you guys..
How do I solve this dill-emma?
How did the pickle enjoy its day off?
I meant to buy pickles at the store but I forgot to Gedney.
My first job was at the pickle factory
But I quit because I couldn’t dill with it.
My friend just got a huge promotion at the pickle factory...
Turns out, he's a pretty big dill.
Why was the pickle joke worth repeating?
Why didnt the sweet pickle get offended?
My son threw a temper tantrum at the store because I wouldn't buy him pickles
I told him it wasn't kosher to act like that and it's his bread and butter to not finish eating things he wants. He needs to dill with it.
Today, I tried to get some pickles, but the container shattered when I picked it up!
Has anyone seen that ad for the yodelling pickle
Why didn't they just call it a yodilling pickle
Did you hear about the world's largest pickle?
Did you hear about the giant pickle?
Have you seen the world's biggest pickle?
I won the giant pickle competition at the state fair!
Did you hear about the world's largest pickle?
Did you hear about the popular pickle?
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