The Orange Juice Puns

A list of puns related to "The Orange Juice"

The orange juice industry is not doing very well.

Tomorrow they will give a special press release.

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👤︎ u/cosh1990
📅︎ Nov 02 2020
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“Dad, how do we make orange juice from the concentrate?” -5yo

“We use 3 cans of water to distract it.”

“What?”

“Ya it should lose focus soon enough.”

the eye rolls from my partner were fantastic.

This happened tonight. We were talking about “concentrate” because they read me silly jokes from their school milk cartons like “why does X stare at the can of OJ? Because it says ‘concentrate’.” So we were talking about what the word meant.

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👤︎ u/8bagels
📅︎ Aug 31 2020
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I used to work at the orange juice factory..

I got fired because I couldn't concentrate...

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👤︎ u/VentilatedEgg
📅︎ May 28 2020
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Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 15 2019
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Why did the orange become juice?

He couldn't handle the pressure.

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👤︎ u/MisterAldona
📅︎ Feb 12 2020
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The orange juice was studying very hard

It looked concentrated

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👤︎ u/NOTfromMARS007
📅︎ Mar 02 2020
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If the label on the orange juice says “no pulp”, and while drinking you find pulp, does that make the label Pulp Fiction?
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👤︎ u/esjay86
📅︎ Mar 18 2019
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Why was the girl in the grocery store staring at the orange juice?

Because it said 'concentrate'

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👤︎ u/LazyNeo
📅︎ Apr 30 2019
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Don’t you hate that the carton of orange juice says concentrate

But never says for how long.

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👤︎ u/labink
📅︎ Jul 13 2019
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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice container?

Because it said “concentrate”

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👤︎ u/schneckesweets
📅︎ Jul 18 2019
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My job at the orange juice factory didn’t go well.

I got canned. I couldn’t concentrate.

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👤︎ u/evetSgiB
📅︎ Jan 17 2019
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Why is that guy staring at the can of orange juice for 3 hours now?

Because it says "concentrated"

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👤︎ u/wIXMamamama
📅︎ Feb 23 2019
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Why did the astronomer say no to Orange Juice?

He preferred Betelgeuse...

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👤︎ u/spip72
📅︎ Jan 06 2019
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I accomplished drinking the orange juice

Suck zest!

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👤︎ u/SauceMaster6464
📅︎ Nov 22 2018
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The store had 50% off on orange juice.

I guess you could say it was rejuiced.

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👤︎ u/gingi64
📅︎ Aug 14 2017
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Why did the orange juice fail his math exam?

Because he wasn't concentrated.

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👤︎ u/ghost_with_a_sunburn
📅︎ Mar 26 2016
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Do you know what the worst thing about the orange juice industry is?

Its all the pressure the oranges are exposed to.

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👤︎ u/eriikok
📅︎ Apr 20 2015
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The orange juice industry is not doing very well.

Tomorrow they will give a special press conference

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👤︎ u/cosh1990
📅︎ Nov 02 2020
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I got fired from the frozen orange juice factory today.

I just couldn’t concentrate.

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👤︎ u/Popepepe
📅︎ Aug 24 2018
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I got fired from the orange juice factory because

I couldn't concentrate

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👤︎ u/theMasterDerpy
📅︎ Oct 12 2019
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Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 04 2019
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Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 07 2019
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I got fired from my job at the orange juice factory.

I couldn't concentrate

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👤︎ u/Chateau512
📅︎ Sep 09 2019
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Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 09 2019
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Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 15 2019
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I had to quit my job at the orange juice factory

I just couldn’t concentrate

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👤︎ u/The_Nightman_82
📅︎ Oct 07 2019
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I recently lost my job at the orange juice factory.

I just couldn’t concentrate

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👤︎ u/myleftshoulderhurts
📅︎ May 20 2018
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Why did the blonde girl stare at the can of orange juice?

Cuz it said concentrate!

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👤︎ u/pradan_
📅︎ Mar 08 2019
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Why was the man fired from the orange juice factory?

He couldn't concentrate.

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👤︎ u/DailyDoseofDadJokes
📅︎ May 22 2018
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Did you hear about the guy that was fired from the orange juice factory?

He couldn't concentrate!

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👤︎ u/ISFJ-T
📅︎ May 06 2017
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Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

Because he couldn't concentrate...

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👤︎ u/MisterS42
📅︎ Oct 31 2017
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