The Number Ones Puns

A list of puns related to "The Number Ones"

I found the number one cause of dry skin!

Towels!

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👤︎ u/runew0lf
📅︎ Dec 09 2020
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What is the number one cause of divorce in America?

Marriage.

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👤︎ u/DestroyatronMk8
📅︎ Jul 06 2020
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The boomerang is Australia's number one export.

And import.

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👤︎ u/Whlightning
📅︎ Jul 23 2020
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One of my kids ate a magnetic number off the fridge; it was the one between 1 and 3.

The doc said they would be ok “This two shall pass.”

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👤︎ u/DinglebarryHandpump
📅︎ Aug 22 2020
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What was the number one drug prescribed by psychiatrists in 2020?

Enemas, people needed to just let some shit go.

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👤︎ u/chrono_bound20xx
📅︎ Jul 29 2020
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The number-one-selling brand of tea among US police officers is called “Tally”

Police brew Tally tea.

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👤︎ u/skepticCanary
📅︎ Jun 14 2020
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How do you make the number one disappear?

You just add a G, and it’s gone.

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👤︎ u/harlienx900
📅︎ Mar 04 2020
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I can count the number of times I’ve been to Chernobyl on one hand.

7

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👤︎ u/Cjborange
📅︎ May 11 2019
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What's the number one cause of getting cut in the kitchen?

Sharp Cheddar

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👤︎ u/cXoXdXy
📅︎ Feb 16 2019
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I asked my dad what the number one reason was that couples get divorced

He replied “Marriage.”

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👤︎ u/gdubluu
📅︎ Apr 13 2019
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What is the number one money transfer service in Rome?

Papal.

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👤︎ u/MaenHoffiCoffi
📅︎ Apr 28 2019
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They made a game about the number one in Spanish called uno

It's the number one game

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👤︎ u/Dasbear_Reinhardt
📅︎ Nov 21 2018
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What is the number one cause of paintbrush death?

Strokes.

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👤︎ u/DoubleDgit
📅︎ May 23 2015
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What did the odd number say when it failed to add one?

"I can't even!"

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👤︎ u/ExiledEscort
📅︎ Jun 26 2018
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If your out camping with friends what's the number one rule if y'all are chased by a bear?

Make sure you outrun at least one of them! And be beary beary fast!

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👤︎ u/coma84
📅︎ Apr 04 2018
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What is the number one name for a female turtle

michelle

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👤︎ u/angrydispatcher
📅︎ Aug 17 2017
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What's the Apple store in Bangkok's number one product......?

.....iPad thai

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👤︎ u/ultra-saurus
📅︎ Jan 29 2015
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What is the number one cause of Dry Skin?

Towels

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👤︎ u/aaronj2000
📅︎ Jul 10 2019
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What’s the number one cause of dry skin?

Towels

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👤︎ u/Fartingfajita
📅︎ Dec 30 2019
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How do you make the number one disappear?

Just add a G and it’s gone

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👤︎ u/ssssssssmooth
📅︎ Jan 20 2019
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I can count on one hand the number of times I've been to Chernobyl...

...seven.

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👤︎ u/fenga428
📅︎ Jan 30 2019
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