He is grounded big time, how dairy.
It's just a little lait
He could always make a half quart.
I’m a cashier at a grocery store. The store tends to have higher markup than usual but has sales going on all the time. If you are careful about what you buy, you generally can save a ton of money.
So imagine my surprise when this man walks into my lane with a shopping cart full of a brand of milk that was not on sale.
“I have 14 cartons of milk”, he says.
So I scan it and send it down and another lady finds one that’s leaking so we bag it, standard stuff. I call up a bagger to come clean the milk. The bagger arrives and looks at the guy with the milk and is utterly astounded. “Why do you need all this milk?” He asks.
“It’s for a party.” And the man goes on his way. This was 3 weeks ago. I have not seen him since.
I've heard of this and was curious if this is widespread, like does the milkman actually pull up with his truck and deliver the milk?
How dairy?!
So I’ve been playing tf2 for a long time now and I recently found out there’s this item called the milkman. As soon as I saw it I knew I wanted it. Now keep in mind that I haven’t met many people who know what it is, much less someone that has it in their inventory, and I didn’t know how to get my hands on that beautiful scout hat. I searched for it in the wiki and found out it could be crafted with 4 refined metal, the only problem is that I don’t have the money to craft 4 refined metal plus a full scout inventory. After this I checked the steam site, only to find a handful of unusual traders asking more than a hundred bucks for the thing. I’ve come here to reddit because I’m desperate for the milkman, not any rare thingo or some unusual crap, but the normal milkman with no gimmicks to it. If you happen to know anything concerning the Milkman, please contact me cause I’m my years of playing tf2, I have never wanted anything more than I want this white cap.
Its 11PM here at the moment. Milkman came for the payment. Parents just came back yesterday from a tour of Delhi, and mom thought that its someone from dad's office, when the milkman rang the doorbell.
Mom told me that if it's someone from father's office, tell him that my parents will return from Delhi tonight. This is because my father had told a bunch of office people that the two of them are still in Delhi and will return tonight.
I open the door and speak first.
ME: Hey, Mom-dad will come back tonight.
MM: But your mom took the milk bottles in the morning.
ME: Oh, I mean dad hasn't yet come back, just my mom. (I then realize what was I saying), I mean both came back, but there was a death yesterday at a nearby village and they went there to offer condolences.
(They actually went to someone's home yesterday, after returning from Delhi, as someone had really died, but I'm sure the Milkman didn't believe me at this point)
ME: You're from dad's office right?
MM: No, I'm the milkman (with an awkward smile)
ME: Ohhky! Wait a sec. I'll call mom. (Mom then explained it to him as I looked at him from the back with an awkward grin)
I saw the post earlier of Bill Russell talking about Wilt and this just blew my mind. That might be the single greatest game of basketball ever played.
I figured it was against some no name Center that Wilt just mopped the floor with that night. But it was against Bill fucking Russell. I don't even know what to say.
People called him leche-erous behind his back.
Milkshaikh.
And I'll show you a Dairy Queen.
Good morning Denver. As you might have read yesterday, there has been a bottle of milk left on the stoop located at 17th and Blake every weekday. You can read about it here.
After further investigating, I have found the answer to many of your questions. Without further adieu, I give you the Mystery Milkman Report.
At approximately 8:28 am this morning (8/2/19) a milk and coffee were purchased from a nearby 7/11 located on the corner of 18th and Blake by a man appropriately named "Mystery Milkman". The MM then headed south on Blake, opened the milk, and emptied a fair portion into his coffee. At approximately 8:31 AM he approaches the Kessler Erlich Bldg (which happens to have the closest ledge in the path down Blake) the milk is fluidly placed on the stoop, and the MM continues his walk south. The drop was brief, but I captured this image.
While I was hoping to deliver a captivating and imaginative story, reality is often disappointing. What happens to the milk, however, is still a mystery; one I hope fuels your curiosity of this wondrous city. Use this fuel, this feeling you felt, and make this weekend grand.
u/imraylewis - thank you for making this all possible
I've checked 3 different sites, and all of the salt flavors are out of stock?? Is it just a lull from their sales they have going on, or did something happen to the producer?
Price is negotiable but 2 ref is the highest I'll go.
I normally vape clear/lightly coloured juices on the same wick and use it for about a month before the wick turns brown... But holy crap, The Milkman is something different.
I just put in a new wick on my Profile RDA last tuesday, got Milky O's yesterday and what the hell... My wicks are already a nice shade of brown!
I think the juice itself is okay at best (I like the creamyness of it the most), hell maybe even mediocre, but I'm not picking it up again for this exact reason.
