A list of puns related to "The Midnight"
That way you will start off the new year on the right foot
Same shit, different day.
First I was afraid, I was petrified.
It's a great way to start the decade off with a bang.
So he can say he now has 2020 vision.
And he was known as Pavlov Escobar.
It’s pasture bedtime!
It was two-tyred
that way I always start the new year off on the right foot
Because both hands are up.
Yeah, it was dark.
The police said “hands up”
She was in bed before me and I yanked the covers off her when I got in bed. She threatened to cut me off for a month...
"I haven't gotten laid all year, what's one more month?"
... Finally the sheep yells, stop horsing around, I’m trying to sheep. - Love this kid.
He gets to the fridge, opens it up and there's a dog sitting inside the fridge.
He asks the dog "Hey, what are you doing in my fridge?"
The dog says "Well this is a Westinghouse fridge, isn't it?"
The guy gets really confused, and replies "Well yeah, it is a Westinghouse, but what's that got to do with anything?"
And the dog replies "Well, I'm westing."
"Get to bed! It's pasture bed time!!"
That way you start 2021 on the right foot.
That way you will start the new year off on the right foot.
I thought, “Same shit. Different day.”
Same shit, different day
Same shit, different day
I thought, “same shit, different day”.
Same shit, different day.
It's the same crap, different day.
I thought, “Same shit, different day.”
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