A list of puns related to "Midnight to Midnight"
That way you will start off the new year on the right foot
Come on, honey. We haven't done it all year!
First I was afraid, I was petrified.
I thought, “Same shit. Different day.”
A very proactive step to reduce the likelihood of anything else going viral.
...when it’s officially Finnished?
And he was known as Pavlov Escobar.
It’s pasture bedtime!
that way I always start the new year off on the right foot
It's not proper to kiss on a first date.
I asked "Why?"
He replied: "because, I was supposed to ♫ wake you up, when september ends ♫"
She was in bed before me and I yanked the covers off her when I got in bed. She threatened to cut me off for a month...
"I haven't gotten laid all year, what's one more month?"
He gets to the fridge, opens it up and there's a dog sitting inside the fridge.
He asks the dog "Hey, what are you doing in my fridge?"
The dog says "Well this is a Westinghouse fridge, isn't it?"
The guy gets really confused, and replies "Well yeah, it is a Westinghouse, but what's that got to do with anything?"
And the dog replies "Well, I'm westing."
"Get to bed! It's pasture bed time!!"
That way you will start the new year off on the right foot.
Start 2020 off on the right foot.
So that way we can start off on the right foot.
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