All You Need Is Lunch
Do You Believe In Life After Lunch
Lunch In An Elevator
Febrewery
Itβs where the Icy U is
But something is very fishy with his new betrouthed.
Just giving cReddit where it's due.
The horse says, "I don't think so," then disappears into nothing.
This is the point in time when all the philosophy students in the audience begin to giggle, as they are familiar with the philosophical proposition of Cogito ergo sum, or I think, therefore, I am. The classic philosophy put forward by RenΓ© Descartes.
But to explain the concept aforehand would be putting Descartes before the horse.
Although I'm still not sure how exactly I'm supposed to get anything back down... I guess I'll just have to wait until the balloons pop to use my TV again.
Investigator
And that it sunk on the 5th of May which is why we commemorate the Sinko de Mayo
.....if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.
...they will be subma-weiners.
So I turned it into wine.
Finally the wolf died and the baby lamb walked out of the wolf and rejoined itβs momma in the flock of sheep. Turns out the wolf died of internal bleating.
All credit goes to my coworker.
Son: "What's it called?"
Dad: "Month."
Son: "Huh?"
Dad: "Apparently it's twice as good as Fortnite".
They called it poison IV
...but I occidentally parked on the west
Thereβs no going back now.
What is often characterized as a very conservative organization has taken a stance against racism. I'm not surprised at all though. To anyone who's been paying attention, from its very beginnings, NASCAR has always been veering to the left.
"But at least it's made with whole groins."
Super Calloused Fragile Mystic Plagued with Halitosis.
He got out of the car and started waving his hands above his head! He kept yelling "I'm not Happy, I'm not Happy!"
So, I got out and yelled back, "Well, which one are you!?"
Must be why they call them hurry-canes.
Gluttonic love.
Hey, stop using such Bulgar language
(Eastern euro joke 6/7)
I bet Lot's wife was salty when she found out.
He got medium.
Theyβre worried itβs going to push people over the edge......
Son, thatβs ground beef
You can say it is extensively cross referenced.
It was finally the long-awaited end of police violins.
I have a renewed sense of porpoise.
He was a super calloused fragile mystic with extra halitosis.
I told him "I'm generally managing"
She wasnβt unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, except for one thing. She would approach people who were sitting on the beach, glance around, then speak to them.
Generally, the people would respond negatively and she would wander off, but occasionally someone would nod and there would be a quick exchange of money for something she carried in her bag.
The couple assumed she was selling drugs and debated calling the cops, but since they didnβt know for sure they just continued to watch her.
After a couple of weeks the wife asked, βHoney, have you ever noticed that she only goes up to people with boom boxes and other electronic devices?β
He hadnβt and said so. Then she said, βTomorrow I want you to get a towel and our big radio and go lie out on the beach. Then we can find out what sheβs really doing.β
Well, the plan went off without a hitch, and the wife was almost hopping up and down with anticipation when she saw the girl talk to her husband and then leave. The man walked up the beach and met his wife at the road. βWell, is she selling drugs?β she asked excitedly.β
βNo, sheβs not.β he said, enjoying this probably more than he should have.
βWell, what is it, then?β his wife fairly shrieked.
The man grinned and said. βHer name is Sally and sheβs selling batteries.β
βBatteries?β cried the wife.
βYes,β he replied. βShe sells C cells by the Seashore.β
Thereβs definitely a trend here, seeing as how they coincide.
The New River Gorge.
It was such a groundbreaking invention!
It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist
This phenomenon is known as many paws
That's armoire
I make periodic periodic jokes.
Thereβs no turning back now.
Thereβs no going back now.
