The Lincolns Puns

A list of puns related to "The Lincolns"

What did the Lincoln Memorial say when it got pepper in its nose?

STACHOO!

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👤︎ u/diceblue
📅︎ Nov 25 2020
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Why did Lincoln give the Gettysburg Address? /r/Jokes/comments/ghs2js/…
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👤︎ u/Tuhawaiki
📅︎ May 12 2020
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Why is Abe Lincoln the least guilty out of all the presidents of the USA?

Because he is In a cent

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose
📅︎ Feb 25 2020
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Why did the cannibal love Abraham Lincoln?

Because of the greatest speech ever written, "Four score and seven ears ago..."

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👤︎ u/Y2KoNo
📅︎ Mar 08 2020
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How do I know Abraham Lincoln never had trouble with the law?

He's in a cent.

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👤︎ u/JoeFas
📅︎ Feb 19 2020
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NBC is coming up with a docudrama about the life of Abraham Lincoln.

The finale will be shot before a live audience.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 28 2019
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I'm the proud owner of an axe that once belonged to Abraham Lincoln...

I replaced the head once,and the handle twice, but it feels good to own a piece of American history.

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👤︎ u/shdchko
📅︎ Dec 11 2019
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Abe Lincoln was shot in the Ford theater

Wouldn't have happened in a Chevy

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👤︎ u/Captain_Karfuzzel
📅︎ Oct 15 2019
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You know they say JFK and Abraham Lincoln were the most open minded presidents
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👤︎ u/Spoonicide
📅︎ Oct 27 2018
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My bank sells repo cars. The other day, they had a Lincoln sedan for sale...

I pulled beside the shiny car, beaming at the price and quality...except I noticed the back passenger door seemed have water dripping out the side panel. I giggled to myself:

Might as well call it a'Leakin, amirite?

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👤︎ u/CurbsideChaos
📅︎ Sep 13 2019
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TIL: The Lincoln penny debuted on the Anniversary of his birth...

It all makes cents now!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Mar 12 2019
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The mailman was confused by President Lincoln's orders.

He was told to deliver to the Gettysburg Address.

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👤︎ u/Pun-isher42
📅︎ Jan 31 2019
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"I do the very best I know how--the very best I can; and I mean to keep doing so until the end." A. Lincoln

Which Lincoln said this?

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👤︎ u/Da_Moose123
📅︎ Oct 11 2018
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What do they call a traffic jam in the Lincoln Tunnel?

A Linkin Park

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👤︎ u/Anthracite4
📅︎ May 16 2017
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Abraham Lincoln is the most pure president to have ever held office.

He was always very in-a-cent.

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👤︎ u/The_Red_Road
📅︎ Nov 01 2013
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Lincoln was the least guilty president

Because he was in a cent

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👤︎ u/hotsprings1234
📅︎ Nov 12 2019
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HBO is making a new docudrama about the life of Abraham Lincoln.

The finale will be shot before a live audience.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Aug 19 2019
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The least guilty president is Abraham Lincoln.

It's because he's in a cent.

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👤︎ u/Maise12
📅︎ Apr 05 2019
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Lincoln was the least guilty US president

He's in a cent.

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👤︎ u/memeswiththatcheese
📅︎ Jul 29 2018
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