The Light Fantastic Puns

A list of puns related to "The Light Fantastic"

Insurance just called. They said the rates are being raised on my Chevy Bolt EUV due to the battery fire risk.

The conversation:

“You’re raising my rates?? I’m fuming right now! Let me speak to your manager as I have some burning questions!”

  • “Sure, fire away”

“How much are you raising my rates?”

  • “A lot, they’re going to reach new Fahrenheits”

“I am heated!”

  • “I’m sorry sir. We will keep it as manageable as possible since you have fantastic driving history - we want you to know we view you as a real bright spark”

“Thank you, I am de-lighted”

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