A list of puns related to "The Lieutenant"
My lieutenant said , fire in the hole and I fired In his hole .
The store keeper said that they ran out of stock of piccolos but he could rent out a flute, the lieutenant agreed promptly.
After the performance the lieutenant came back to the store to return the flute. The store keeper asked if he was the flute tenant
No I am the lieutenant
I was telling him about how I needed to go say goodbye to a good friend of mine tomorrow. My friend is a new second lieutenant of the US Air Force and he's leaving to go to his assignment soon.
Boss: Hey, how many lieutenants are there in the Air Force?
Me: I don't know. A lot I guess.
Boss: Well, I think it's pretty cool that he came in second.
My groan sounded a lot like laughter.
When he picked up he told me that "it showed up as 'private caller' when you called. I told your mother that we should reject the call because I only accept lieutenant caller and higher."
Credit to my friend's dad
I was unloading salt from a truck when one of the lieutenants was walking by. He asked me what was going on and I said "Sir, I'm just being the saltiest marine around!" A groan followed my statement.
My family was at the table, eating a nice meal. My mom had prepared some corn, and my brother didn't find it to be satisfactory.
"These kernels are too small!" he said.
My dad replied with "Maybe they're just lieutenants."
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