What do you call it when Kublai becomes the powerhouse of the cell?
The native american legends has a mythical creature similar to the unicorns of Europe.
Here's a dad joke you're only going to get if you play League of Legends.
Cho'Gath walks into a bar and says "I'm a problem." The bartender Sett replies "Yeah, for your ADC."
I drew a map, but I forgot the legend
Then I remembered there's a legend reading this post.
Two drunk guys were about to get into a brawl. One of the guys grabs a stick and draws a line in the dirt and says "If you cross this line, I'll hit you in the face"
Grandma is always saying to me ' Hey what's the name of that German guy again who keeps taking my stuff '
Alzheimer, Grandma, it's Alzheimer.
What do cannibals serve at the beginning of dinner party?
SpongeBob may be the main character of the show.
I asked my German friend if he knew the square root of 81.
The one and only acceptable way of advertising
My friend was trying to feed her baby but he was having none of it. I said "Try the Airplane."
She said, "Airplane? What is it?"
"It's a classic spoof film from the 1980s but that's not important right now."
Everyone has heard of the historical figure, Karl Marx.
But no one remembers his sister, Onya, who invented the starting pistol.
Azad Khan, a chef in a local Indian restaurant, overstretched and fell headlong into a vat of hot curry. An ambulance was quickly at the scene and he was taken to hospital.
Fortunately he is alive but is still in a korma.
Ah sorry i didn't read the name of the subreddit right
So we all know that you find H2O inside a fire hydrant, but what do you find on the outside of a fire hydrant?
What is the opposite of isolate?
I need someone to repair the stone wall in the front of my house, but I don’t have a lot of money.
Incidentally, Free Masons are not what they sound like.
All hail the holy antlers of the deer god
The Legend of Zelda is a chain
What is the best character in Raid Shadow Legends?
An urban legend that was revealed on the movie Legally Blonde.
Guy 1: I heard that the main character kept stabbing people on the set filming Legally Blonde. I can't remember her full name. It was Reese..... something. She just kept attacking people one by one but I don't know who it was.
Guy 2: Witherspoon
Guy 1: No...... with her knife. Who would be that stupid to use a spoon to hurt over.
It just occurred to me that the opposite of Artificial Intelligence is …
The CEO of IKEA has been elected Prime Minister of Sweden.
He's currently assembling his cabinet.
True story, just happened, proud of myself: Dog starts barking furiously out of nowhere. Come to the door to see she's startled a pair of guys from a roofing company who've come to fix a hole where squirrels are getting in.
"Sorry about her. Her specialty is also roofing."
Blank stares. My talents are so wasted without kids.
The Adventures of the Mathmagician (an educational and punny comic).
How do you determine the mass of a red hot chili pepper?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now
A man went to the doctor’s and told him, “I feel like such a failure. All five of my boys want to be valets when they grow up.”
He said, “Wow, that’s the worst case of parking son’s disease I’ve ever seen.”
What's the opposite of ladyfinger?
the very peak of my existence about 6 months ago today
What is the hairiest side of a gorilla?
If someone told me tomorrow is the start of a new month...
The cast of “Friends” got stuck at sea in a boat, but thankfully nothing happened.
What's the best time of day on a clock?
The other day my dog fell into a lake and was drowning. Then some German guy came out of nowhere and saved his life
After I thanked him, he said to me: "Don't vorry, just dry him off and keep him varm, he vill be fine"
I asked him, "Are you a vet?"
He answered, "Am I vet? I'm soaking"
The most important part of a mail pun, is the delivery.
What was the name of Robin Hood's Dad?
Hey friends! In support of the LGBTQ+ community I wanted to design a punny pride greeting card and I am so happy with how it turned out :D let me know what you think!
What kind of bird doesn’t know the words to their own song?
The invention of the shovel was ground breaking..
But the invention of the broom really swept the nation
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it.
I took him to the bar and had a few drinks. Nice guy. He wants to be a web designer.
Since pirate jokes are all the rage… What is a pirate’s favorite letter of the alphabet?
Did you know Mortal Kombat was actually based off of the religious music of Scandinavia?
Recently, I was asked "Which invention of the 20th century is the most remarkable?"
After a moment I replied, "Dry erase boards, certainly."
There are two types of people in the world.
Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
What is the opposite of Ladies fingers?
When people get mad about me playing League of Legends I just
I just got a new job in a factory making plastic Draculas. There are only two of us on the production line
so I have to make every second count.
My wife was explaining the idea of investing to my daughter
After a good explanation of savings, stocks, returns, etc, I pointed out there's another definition she should understand too. At some point in her life she may decide to put on a sweater without sleeves. When she does that, she's invest.
I wish my kid would listen to me when I tell him about the dangers of Russian Roulette
It goes in one ear and out the other.
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