Let's look back at some memorable moments and interesting insights from last year.

Your top 10 posts:

• "The 1950s brick facade being removed from a historic 1800s building" by u/The_Local_Rapier
• "Reset bunkers" by u/little_shop_of_hoors
• "Queen Genepil (1905-1938) was the last queen of Mongolia and wife of the last Mongol Khan. After the death of her husband, she was arrested and executed in 1938, as part of the systematic Stalinist destruction of Mongolian culture and any reminders of the old regime" by u/loonygecko
• "The Old World. look how small we are compared to this magnificent infrastructure" by u/quaintpokemon11
• "Butron castle, Spain, from the middle ages" by u/loonygecko
• "This thing is enormous!" by u/PoundCakeFan
• "Long Beach, California in the year 1910" by u/vladimirgazelle
• "Abandoned church in Russia" by u/loonygecko
• "Foreign names cities all over USA map" by u/loonygecko
• "The immense size of the Mongol/Tartarian Empire under the reign of Möngke Khan (13th century)" by u/vladimirgazelle

To honor the 1st anniversary of my growing cell hiding out elsewhere, I’ve scoured the many corners of the wiki to compile this Assassin’s Creed Calendar of sorts, wherein I’ve noted every birthday and death day for all Assassins, Templars, and a handful of important friends that have been given a hard date up to this point!

Because of its heft on certain days of the year, I wasn’t able to throw all this into a colorized PDF calendar like I wanted (yet?), so apologies for this format. But now with how many we have, I’d be interested to hear if any of you share a birthday with any of these guys? Not to mention, we could practically pick any day of the year and have a “religious holiday” excuse to give to our bosses. ;)

If your favorite doesn’t appear here, check the fandom wiki, check their actual Wikipedia entry if they have one, and if I missed one with a notable official date for either their birthday or death day, tell me and I’ll add em to this already numerous list!

Enjoy alllll the Assassin & Templar Birthdays and Death Days I could find!

• Your Friendly Neighborhood Mentor

January

1st

• Rodrigo Borgia’s Birthday (1431)

2nd

• Manuel Palaiologos’s Birthday (1455)
• Claudia Auditore’s Birthday (1461)
• Carlo Visconti’s Death (1477)
• Mario Auditore’s Death (1500)
• Jules Brunet’s Birthday (1838)

3rd

• Li Linfu’s Death (753)
• Jacopo de’ Pazzi’s Death (1480)

4th

• Sir Isaac Newton’s Birthday (1643)
• Arpinon’s, Charles Gabriel Sivert’s & Duchesneau’s Deaths (1791)

5th

• John II of Luxembourg’s Death (1441)

6th

• Joan of Arc’s Birthday (1412)

8th

• Marco Polo’s Death (1324)
• David Bowie’s Birthday (1947)

9th

• Wang Yangming’s Death (1529)

10th

• David Bowie’s Death (2016)

11th

• Altaïr Ibn-La’Ahad’s Birthday (1165)
• Maud Ibn-La’Ahad’s Death (1165)
• Möngke Khan’s Birthday (1209)

12th

• Antonio de Ulloa’s Birthday (1716)

13th

• King Æthelwulf’s Death (858)

16th

• René de Anjou’s Birthday (1409)

17th

• Benjamin Franklin’s Birthday (1706)

19th

• Roi des Thunes’s Death (1791)

20th

• Alessandro Valignano’s Death (1606)
• William Lowndes’s Death (1724)
• François Mackendal’s Death (1758)
• Buzz Aldrin’s Birthday (1930)

21st

• Vladimir Ilyich Lenin’s Death (1924)

22nd

• Lyndon B. Johnson’s Death (1973)

24th

• Paul Moritz Warburg’s Death (1932)

25th

• Philip Twopenny’s Birthday (1827)

27th

• John Glover Roberts, Jr.’s Birthday (1955)

28th

• King Charlemagne

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Buenosdillas

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

Nothing, he was gladiator.

[Removed]

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

Why

Today marks a BIG celebration for our humble cell! It’s now officially been 1 full year since the inception of r/CodexTemporis - and what a wild year it has been! So many discoveries, so many theories, and now over 80 Readers to Explore the Calculations! A big ol’ thwippin’ THANK YOU to each and every one of you for helping this community grow, answering my many polls, and coming along for the journey as we theorize and Temporize the AC franchise!

To honor this first full year of our growing cell, I’ve scoured the many corners of the wiki to compile this Assassin’s Creed Calendar of sorts, wherein I’ve noted every birthday and death day for all Assassins, Templars, and a handful of important friends that have been given a hard date up to this point!

If your favorite doesn’t appear here, check the fandom wiki, check their actual Wikipedia entry if they have one, and if I missed one with a notable official date for either their birthday or death day, tell me and I’ll add em to this already numerous list!

Because of its heft on certain days of the year, I wasn’t able to throw all this into a colorized PDF calendar like I wanted (yet?), so apologies for this format. But now with how many we have, I’d be interested to hear if any of you share a birthday with any of these guys? Not to mention, we could practically pick any day of the year and have a “religious holiday” excuse to give to our bosses. ;)

Enjoy alllll the Assassin & Templar Birthdays and Death Days I could find! And stay tuned for Discovery Tour - Temporized coming tonight to capstone the momentous occasion! Thanks again, everyone!!!

• Your Friendly Neighborhood Mentor

January

1st

• Rodrigo Borgia’s Birthday (1431)

2nd

• Manuel Palaiologos’s Birthday (1455)
• Claudia Auditore’s Birthday (1461)
• Carlo Visconti’s Death (1477)
• Mario Auditore’s Death (1500)
• Jules Brunet’s Birthday (1838)

3rd

• Li Linfu’s Death (753)
• Jacopo de’ Pazzi’s Death (1480)

4th

• Sir Isaac Newton’s Birthday (1643)
• Arpinon’s, Charles Gabriel Sivert’s & Duchesneau’s Deaths (1791)

5th

• John II of Luxembourg’s Death (1441)

6th

• Joan of Arc’s Birthday (1412)

8th

• Marco Polo’s Death (1324)
• David Bowie’s Birthday (1947)

9th

• Wang Yangming’s Death (1529)

10th

• David Bowie’s Death (2016)

11th

• Altaïr Ibn-La’Ahad’s Birthday (1165)
• Maud Ibn-La’Ahad’s Death (1165)
• Möngke Khan’s Birthday (1209)

12th

• Antonio de Ulloa’s Birthday (1716)

13th

• King Æ

To honor the 1st anniversary of my growing cell hiding out elsewhere, I’ve scoured the many corners of the wiki to compile this Assassin’s Creed Calendar of sorts, wherein I’ve noted every birthday and death day for all Assassins, Templars, and a handful of important friends that have been given a hard date up to this point!

Because of its heft on certain days of the year, I wasn’t able to throw all this into a colorized PDF calendar like I wanted (yet?), so apologies for this format. But now with how many we have, I’d be interested to hear if any of you share a birthday with any of these guys? Not to mention, we could practically pick any day of the year and have a “religious holiday” excuse to give to our bosses. ;)

If your favorite doesn’t appear here, check the fandom wiki, check their actual Wikipedia entry if they have one, and if I missed one with a notable official date for either their birthday or death day, tell me and I’ll add em to this already numerous list!

Enjoy alllll the Assassin & Templar Birthdays and Death Days I could find!

• Your Friendly Neighborhood Mentor

January

1st

• Rodrigo Borgia’s Birthday (1431)

2nd

• Manuel Palaiologos’s Birthday (1455)
• Claudia Auditore’s Birthday (1461)
• Carlo Visconti’s Death (1477)
• Mario Auditore’s Death (1500)
• Jules Brunet’s Birthday (1838)

3rd

• Li Linfu’s Death (753)
• Jacopo de’ Pazzi’s Death (1480)

4th

• Sir Isaac Newton’s Birthday (1643)
• Arpinon’s, Charles Gabriel Sivert’s & Duchesneau’s Deaths (1791)

5th

• John II of Luxembourg’s Death (1441)

6th

• Joan of Arc’s Birthday (1412)

8th

• Marco Polo’s Death (1324)
• David Bowie’s Birthday (1947)

9th

• Wang Yangming’s Death (1529)

10th

• David Bowie’s Death (2016)

11th

• Altaïr Ibn-La’Ahad’s Birthday (1165)
• Maud Ibn-La’Ahad’s Death (1165)
• Möngke Khan’s Birthday (1209)

12th

• Antonio de Ulloa’s Birthday (1716)

13th

• King Æthelwulf’s Death (858)

16th

• René de Anjou’s Birthday (1409)

17th

• Benjamin Franklin’s Birthday (1706)

19th

• Roi des Thunes’s Death (1791)

20th

• Alessandro Valignano’s Death (1606)
• William Lowndes’s Death (1724)
• François Mackendal’s Death (1758)
• Buzz Aldrin’s Birthday (1930)

21st

• Vladimir Ilyich Lenin’s Death (1924)

22nd

• Lyndon B. Johnson’s Death (1973)

24th

• Paul Moritz Warburg’s Death (1932)

25th

• Philip Twopenny’s Birthday (1827)

27th

• John Glover Roberts, Jr.’s Birthday (1955)

28th

• King Charlemagne