Had a good one at the Casino last night

Taking a piss in the bathroom, random guy 1 pissing next to me. Random guy 2 enters

Random Guy 1: oh shit what's up RG2 happy birthday dude Random Guy 2: Thanks man it's actually my birthday for once Me: I'm pretty sure you've had more than one birthday

Many groans were expressed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Buster_cherry73
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2015
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Made a poker table full of strangers groan last night.

I’ve never been so happy to make everyone at a table hate me.

Another player and I were getting into a pretty big pot at the Texas Hold Em table at my local casino last night.

Towards the end of the hand, he went β€œall-in” meaning he bet all of the rest of his chips.

When he pushed his stacks of chips in the middle, there was a really long hair hanging off of the chips that stayed attached to the top of his chip stack.

When the dealer counted up his stack he said β€œthe bet is $205”

And I replied β€œah, so just a hair over 200 dollars then??”

I’ve never wanted kids, but the audible groans I was rewarded with are now making me think I might be ignoring my calling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScrunchJeans
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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