The Keynote Speaker Puns

A list of puns related to "The Keynote Speaker"

"It's a pleasure to be here as the keynote speaker for 'The Purple Fruit Growers Association'" said Tom

with much aplomb.

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👤︎ u/RealTheAsh
📅︎ Aug 23 2020
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The keynote speaker for the medical conference walked up to the stage. "Before I begin," he started, "is there anyone in the audience from Connecticut? " reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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👤︎ u/Lady_Picard
📅︎ Mar 09 2019
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My friend was at a conference this summer where Alan Bean (4th man on the moon) was the keynote speaker...

I told him, "that speech must have been out of this world!"

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👤︎ u/spenceredelstei
📅︎ Nov 05 2014
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Did you hear about the locksmith convention coming to town?

I hear they've got the keynote speaker locked up.

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👤︎ u/habsfan1112
📅︎ Dec 06 2020
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