Mum: an apple a day keeps the doctor away
Son at shops the next day: Mum, can we get that box of apples? Mum now pretty confused: why honey? Son: I kinda kicked my football through the doctors window
It’s not the fear that keeps the crows away... it’s the puns.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away but so does a restraining order
I tried okay
To keep the virus away, I'm taking forever to open the door, refusing to change the temperature and only playing games in single player mode.
In other words, I'm doing everything I can to be a bad host.
The grocery delivery guy keeps wearing a mask and always stands 2 feet away from me...
I think I need to shower.
I keep giving away furniture to the poor
I'm very chairatable.
Why did the farmer mistakenly work extra hard to keep barley and wheat away from his prized ox?
The vet had recently diagnosed him with silly yak disease.
My pawpaw always did his best to keep his cows away from the mushrooms.
He didn't want the steaks to get too high.
"An apple a day keep the doctor away" they say, but only if you have good aim.
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Yes, but only if you throw it really hard and aim well.
Keep away from the letters SOGOD...
They're damaged goods.
when a dog barks loudly to keep intruders away from the house, it is creating a protection racket
think about that. your dog is the mafia now
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
If a doctors kid eats an apple everyday, would he ever see his dad?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away...
but dad jokes for 7 days makes one weak.
An apple a day might keep the doctor away...
But if you want to find inner peace, you need a Daily Llama
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
But only if you throw it hard enough
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
But in my experience, so does an air rifle
