Why!! What happens to children after I've taken my pill ?
He don’t come around here no more
Son at shops the next day: Mum, can we get that box of apples? Mum now pretty confused: why honey? Son: I kinda kicked my football through the doctors window
I tried okay
In other words, I'm doing everything I can to be a bad host.
I think I need to shower.
The vet had recently diagnosed him with silly yak disease.
Llama-stay
He didn't want the steaks to get too high.
Yes, but only if you throw it really hard and aim well.
They're damaged goods.
think about that. your dog is the mafia now
If a doctors kid eats an apple everyday, would he ever see his dad?
but dad jokes for 7 days makes one weak.
He has flees.
shunglasses.
But if you want to find inner peace, you need a Daily Llama
A man is sprinkling a powder all over the streets, when a policeman walks up to him and asks what on earth he is doing. The man replies saying keeping the elephants away of course! It's elephant repellent!
The officer replies, don't be absurd, there are no elephants here. The man replies saying then it must be working!
But only if you throw it hard enough
But in my experience, so does an air rifle
If you throw it hard enough...
IF YOU THROW IT HARD ENOUGH!
