28 Hilarious The Jams Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

What did the peanut butter say to the jam?

Are you jelly?

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👤︎ u/gameboy90

📅︎ Dec 12 2021

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“What’s the difference between peanut butter and jam?” Asked the doctor.

“I can’t peanut butter this colonoscope up your anus.”

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👤︎ u/starkers107

📅︎ Nov 30 2021

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My girlfriend's mom just sent us a care package. From the kitchen she tells me "we have peach jam, we have strawberry jam, and we have blueberry jam"

Without missing a beat I responded with "oh that's cool, do we have any Pearl Jam?"

Fully expect to be single soon

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👤︎ u/Dick_snatcher

📅︎ Oct 27 2021

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What’s the difference between Jelly and Jam?

I’ve never jelly’d my finger in a door before

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👤︎ u/fakesowdy

📅︎ Apr 29 2021

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A farmer attempted to tow a load of manure down the interstate at 5 pm. Of course, it caused a crash and traffic jam...

I can't believe he tried to pull this shit!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Mar 11 2021

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I once saw a ghost at the jam factory...

It was jarring

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👤︎ u/whistles13

📅︎ Mar 27 2021

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I just read the absoute best book about Pearl Jam.

Seriously, I don't know they could have made it Eddie Vedder.

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👤︎ u/KW-DadJoker

📅︎ Dec 10 2020

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Did you guys hear about the new Space Jam sequel where Marvin the Martian joins the Monstars, scores all of their points and they win it all?

You should check it out, it’s a really good Martian Scores’easy film

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👤︎ u/AquamarineCheetah

📅︎ Dec 19 2020

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The best thing to do when encountering a door jam,

Open a nearby door so you can stick it in ajar.

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👤︎ u/Riptide-Shadow

📅︎ Jan 21 2021

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What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

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👤︎ u/kickypie

📅︎ Jul 31 2020

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Pump the Jam v.redd.it/7e40y1qjtbq31

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👤︎ u/ProfEmory

📅︎ Oct 03 2019

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I spent all day preserving the fruit of my garden. You could say it was a jam packed day.

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👤︎ u/Johnny_Creditcard

📅︎ Mar 25 2020

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My son asked if he could use the garage so he could jam with his band.

I broke the bad news: we only have marmalade in this house.

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👤︎ u/RagingBone69

📅︎ Jun 24 2020

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Pump the jam

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👤︎ u/LeeM1613

📅︎ Sep 26 2019

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I was driving with my wife and suddenly Pearl Jam started playing on the radio.

I told her, “It doesn’t get Eddie Vedder than this.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ May 14 2019

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Bruce Springsteen, Pearl Jam and Ringo Starr all cancel NC shows over the anti-LGBT law.

This is disconcerting news.

But seriously:

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👤︎ u/FullNoodleFrontity

📅︎ Apr 19 2016

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As best man at my brother's wedding, I gave the couple a bread basket with a champagne flavored jam...

They seemed to enjoy my wedding toast.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Jan 15 2020

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From my daughter... What did the man say when he spilled jam on himself?

JAMMIT!

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👤︎ u/Mathias_Bras

📅︎ Sep 30 2019

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There's a jam in the sink

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👤︎ u/amandajag

📅︎ Feb 14 2019

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If I ever meet the lead singer of Pearl Jam, I hope he asks me how I’m doing

So I can respond “if I was Eddie Vedder, I’d be you”

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👤︎ u/Mistapiss

📅︎ Aug 08 2019

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Where does the Star Wars fan store his jam?

In his Jar-Jar.

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👤︎ u/Pdonkey

📅︎ Dec 22 2018

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Why did the USSR have so many traffic jams?

Stalin

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👤︎ u/Dcapz87

📅︎ Feb 12 2018

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If I’m out in space, and I crush up fruits, vegetables, berries etc to be thrown into the galaxy, would that be considered a space jam? reddit.com/r/teenagers/co…

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👤︎ u/theangelsspark

📅︎ Nov 24 2018

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As a disabled dad, playing the guitar, being picked up for the gig....my son asks, “you going to jam”

And I reply, “it’s more of a preserve, than a jam.”

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👤︎ u/NameItTrashIt

📅︎ Feb 15 2018

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Did you hear about the New Mexican woman who stuck banana jam up her nose?

You gotta admit it, Alba's quirky!

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👤︎ u/chuninsupensa

📅︎ May 10 2018

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What do they call a traffic jam in the Lincoln Tunnel?

A Linkin Park

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👤︎ u/Anthracite4

📅︎ May 16 2017

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I brought peanut butter the the jam session

They were all jelly

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👤︎ u/realfleshperson

📅︎ May 30 2019

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What's the difference between jam and jelly?

I can't jelly out to Pink Floyd!

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👤︎ u/m0ntyy

📅︎ Oct 08 2014

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